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Couldn't Believe It When She Heard: Flash Fiction

#short fiction #flash fiction #short story #paula puddephatt #cheating boyfriend #overheard conversation

Blitz: There's a right way to do things, a wrong way, and my way.

Moxxie: Isn't that "wrong"?

Blitz: Yes, but faster

#helluva boss #overheard conversation #blitz #moxxie

I just overheard a conversation between two young adult male employees in my local co-op (uk store chain) where one was explaining the omegaverse to the other trying to hold in his laughter.

I literally stopped dead in my tracks and had to try so hard not to react.

#lynx's chat #overheard conversation

Conversation overheard at Withers's Party.

Guest: You two make such a beautiful couple, how did you two meet?

Gale: Oh it's quite a romantic story actually!

Tav: I gave him a tug by the beach.

Astarion: *chokes on his 'wine'*

Karlach: *roaring with laughter*

#baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #bg3 tav #gale bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #funny #incorrect quotes #bg3 withers #gale #astarion #karlach #overheard conversation #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate funny #good ending #funny post #humor

Meanwhile, back at the Day Job...

"What the hell is that?"

"Kitty litter."

"What in the hell for?"

"Eh, some dumbass tried to use oil to get rid of a snake. Didn't go well. I'm not gonna name names... except I will. It was Jeff. "

#drunk skunk #current mood #meanwhile #Reno #Day Job #overheard conversation

I don’t know why this is so funny to me but it is

So-

I just overheard two dudes at my school presumably talking about Wreck-It Ralph and this is verbatim the conversation I heard and I’m still laughing about it

Classmate 1: “You know that character Hubert?”

Classmate 2: “???”

1: “Hubert.”

2: “Bro what are you talking about?”

1: “You know- the- the orange one with the shnoz?”

2: “Q*bert???”