Wee Man From The Caribbean Goes On A Rant
Him: I’m telling you. No one else has noticed but the gun that shot JFK is the same one that shot Reagan.
Big Man: What the fuck are you talking about?
Him: Its an Assassination gun. Killed Malcolm X too. Same. Gun.
Me: [from across the kitchen] Kennedy was shot from long range with a rifle and Reagan almost got it in the face with a hand gun.
Him: That’s what they be telling you, man. Same. Gun.
Old Man: [laughing his ass off] What about Lincoln?
Big Man: If it was the same gun, it would have blown Lincoln’s face clean off as well as his crazy ass wife and the couple behind them.
Him: I am telling you. There’s one gun and it be just for assassinations.
Old Man: You been smokin’ too much you crazy fucking rasta.
Him: Same gun. Princess Diana too.
Big Man: Doggie, she died in a car crash.
Him: That’s what they be telling you. I tell you, she shot with the assassination gun.
Everyone in unison: SAME GUN.
Him: You all be laughin’ at me but they keep that gun in the White House and there’s already an order to bring it out for when Trump get there.
Me: They better use it on Pence first, cause he’s worse.
Him: You laugh now. Everyone laugh at the person hahaha who tell de prophecies. Its the same gun and its got an appointment wid Trump [accent intensifies as he gets increasingly agitated]
Big Man: Its ok Doggie. If its the same gun or a new one, as long as it takes that motherfucker out, we all good.
