You are a cartoon fan in a dry, barren desert in the middle of September. There's hardly any visible roads, signs, or vegetation. A single news article tumbleweed rolls by. You don't know where you are or when you'll get more cartoons next.
But wait! What's that you see in the distance? You look closer. It's a road sign! You run over to it, hoping it'll show you that the hiatuses will end soon.
You stop to read the sign. "SVTFOE Season 3 in November! Miraculous Season 2 in December!" A sigh of disappointment escapes your lips. That's so far away, and there's not even a date or time picked out yet! You need cartoons NOW.
You look over the sign once more, hoping to find that you misread something, anything. You notice a small piece of paper, stuck to the sign and folded over. Flicking it up in order to read it, you can hardly believe what it says: "Steven Universe Season 5 in summer 2017!"
Summer? But it's the middle of September! You crash to your knees, devastated. Did they give the wrong release date? That's impossible! You can't even stop the tears from flowing as you cry out, "Noooo!"
Suddenly, you hear a soft melody coming from behind you. You turn around. An ice cream truck is parked a few hundred feet away, playing a music box tune. It's labeled "Free Fanfiction."
You rush over to the ice cream truck and start chatting with the owner immediately, grateful that you've found salvation. This will hold you over until you find some actual water-I mean, cartoons.
