Dec 30, 2022
I look a woman up and down and i say "Hey, how you doin?" *with swag*
Who let you on the internet again
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I look a woman up and down and i say "Hey, how you doin?" *with swag*
Who let you on the internet again
Owen Grady didn't know why he was kneeling in the bathtub, ass up.
[It seems Ani is salty I made him write Conan O’brien fanfic.]
There was chittering above him, accompanied by the feeling of sharp needles on his back—they hurt, but not as badly as his head.
Things were blurry, but regaining definition. A large, stainless steel tub…running hose…soaked clothes…the eyes of three curious velociraptors on him—not one bigger than a cat (yet). And above him was the fourth—Blue—who perched on his rear victoriously in the aftermath of watching her Alpha knock himself unconscious after tripping over her tail. This was absolutely the type of thing to be recorded and studied and taught to future behavioralists…but Owen Grady would rather die than let a single soul know he’d been bested by a hatchling.
[Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fanfic and I’ll write the next five.]
I'm back on Tumblr, baby!
MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!
Okay but imagine sending ridiculous dinosaur memes to Owen. And I mean, SERIOUSLY ridiculous ones
u mean like this one
Fmk: me, quill, owen
Oh goOOOOOD
Fuck: You, you my bae. Peter doesn’t have to know shhhhhh ily
Marry: Peter cuz even though I have many hoes he is my number one hoe
THE K STANDS FOR KISS: Owen. But the least awkward kiss you can think of. Like. A forehead kiss or cheek kiss. Im not going anywhere near that mustache
Super hyped for Suicide Squad! So here’s more edits because I had a crap ton of freetime on my hands
Peter Quill - Captain Boomerang
Owen Grady - Deadshot
Marilyn Grady - Harley Quinn
Gamora Quill - El Diablo
Dearest wife, Your boobs are the best XOXO - The Husband
You put all bananas to shame
real talk tho
I just wanna take a second to thank everyone on here who’s talked to me both in and out of character, you have helped me out so much in the past month. I have been going through some things on my other blog and stepping away from it and coming back to this one has helped me out a lot.
There are no words to describe how grateful I am to have y'all in my life and I wish there was more I could do to show you guys how much it means to me.
Again, thank you all so much. I love you all!