#owldick

[nibblewinger]

[shipsdoishipidk]

Slade: *crashing through the window* Dick: WHAT?!! Slade: I heard your fake father/uncle killed for you. Dick: WHO?! Wait-OWLMAN?! HE'S BACK?!! Slade: *strangling Dick* I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ALLOWED TO KILL FOR YOU! Dick: WHAT THE FUCK?!

[krdaaaa]

What is with Dick Grayson attracting so many creepy middle aged villain's?

BRUCE COME SAVE YOUR SON!

[mforest-dc]

one of the relationship I have to draw once✊BE MY DICK

Forever Evil owlman×dick (owldick??)

[jonxy01]

I wish I could safe you

[blakedawson76]

You know that tweet James Charles made a few days ago? The whole "all I want for christmas is a good dick to suck tbh" tweet?

Weeeell...

I was thinking

Model/actor Dick Grayson isn't feeling particularly festive as Christmas and New Year approach. He's been doing photoshoots/recordings nonstop since the middle of october. There will be no time to go home this year. There will be no time to party with friends. There is no time for dates of any sort. He hasn't even had time to put up a tree. He's basically drowning in work, feeling stressed out if his mind and yeah, horny. Even a good quickie would make him feel much more relaxed and overall better.

So, after he's finished in a location and has to be in another place in an hour, and it's December the 24th, Dick pulls out his phone and in a very frustrated and genuine moment of tantrum, he tweets:

[All I want for christmas is a good cock to suck tbh]

Needless to say, fans are scandalized. But more than fans, the men who nearly lose their crap are the ones Dick knows personally. Dick has, after all, a fair amount of suitors of all ages, races and sexual orientations.

Let us say a good amount of them have their fingers hover over their keyboards a few minutes before they decide that yeah... No. They shouldn't answer so publicly.

Besides, it's not like Dick has anyone specific (or them in particular) in mind... Does he?

[sternevogel]

thing i will never be able to finish

[shipsdoishipidk]

Gannon: Hey Dick how's it going? Dick: Hey Gannon, it's going okay. Things have been pretty busy lately. Gannon: Relationship problems? Dick: Yeah, how did you know? Gannon: I was passing by your place last night and wanted to know if you wanted to eat together but it seemed like you and your lover had a thing going on. Dick: Ugh yeah, me and my boyfriend got into a fight last night about some moral problems and he wouldn't leave. Gannon: Yeah seems like he's got some serious attachment issues. Dick: Tell me about it. He sometimes likes to joke that he didn't have white hair already, then I would've been the reason for it. Gannon: White hair? Dick: ....look I know he might be slightly older than me but- Gannon: So the guy clinging to your window all night wasn't your lover? Dick: Dick: Dick: ...the what?