#owwwieeee

[crazyhalf2]

I think caged dog Sonic would enjoy watching the short Kitbull

[lost-starsymbol]

ooo ive been getting back into dogman recently

guys im in so much pain my phone has been broken for weeks and now apartantly cant get fixed so im being sent a new one and so i cant call any of my friends and i got really badly burned at the beach yesterday and it hurts bro my medication makes me photosensitive but this is my first time being burnt it stinkkkssss

[crash-is-still-the-best]

(he skids to a stop, flicking up sand as he stops outside of crash's place. instead of getting out of his car like a normal person, he dives out of the window. groaning in pain when he not-very-gracefully hits the ground. he quickly recovers, though - jumping up and looking around. when met with silence he starts to yell, as any normal person would)

...CRASH?...

. . .

ARE YOU DEAD????! AFTER I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DIE?!

@xenon-moth

Huh..? (Crash lifts his head up from the sand and looks around.)

I ain't dead.. calm down.

[lyffree]

they need to invent a popcorn where that one agonizing kernel doesn't get stuck in your teeth

[fletchah]

A SECOND BLOOD DRAW HAS HIT THE TWIN VEINS

[microwavableeggfellow]

Caine is so real honestly. It sucks, being created to be successful and good enough in the eyes of others rather than being created to be loved. The only adoration you can get is in spite of your flaws and never because of them…. I get you, buddy, I get you😔

[homersulysseus]

Me: ow my stomach, lemme eat *eats*

Me: ow my stomach what the fuck, lemme drink *drinks*

Me: ow my stomach

[k3yreviewer25]

i am going to tear out my wretched organ with my bare hands