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The Word Monopoly

is very misleading because when split it’s mono and poly and they mean two different things and i don’t like that

Man... huh... um, okay... Points for double wielding?

Yk what my pet peeve is? People who don’t know what a pet peeve is.

I’ve had multiple TEACHERS say “oh that’s such a pet hate of mine”

And each time I correct them, politely “oh do you mean pet-peeve” “Yeah same thing”.

ITS NOT THE SAME THING

AS A TEACHER YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT AN OXYMORON IS.

YOU CANNOT “PET-HATE” SOMETHING.

PET = LIGHT, SLIGHTLY, A SMALL AMOUNT

HATE = HEAVY DISLIKE, COMPLETE DISTOLERANCE, EVIL RUNNING THROUGH YOUR SOUL AT THE THOUGHT OF THE TOPIC

YOU CANNOT LIGHTLY HATE SOMETHING

ITS LITERALLY A “PEEVE” FOR A REASON

UGH

I decided to get drunk and go to the gym

Travel chewed through my queue, y'all are in for some fresh reblogs.

The phrase “in the middle of nowhere” indicates that “nowhere” has dimensions outside of nothing.

Highkey support straight edge bands without being straight edge.

Also. Would "loveless affections" be an oxymoron?

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