#oz post

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I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

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The wonderful wizard of oz 1986 is so comforting to watch and absolutely wild to watch in the later episodes especially.

Tin man literally takes the Nome King's evil advisor/partner-in-crime hostage during his turn to find the ornament cursed prince.

Spoiler: the exact dialog script below ITS HILARIOUS! (the episode is on YouTube for free.)

Evil Advisor: Are you gonna try and sniff out the prince like poor lion?

Tin: No Calico I'll let my heart be my guide.

EA: (Laughs) Your heart huh? This I gotta see.

Tin: It's never wrong. It's a special one that the wizard of oz made just for me.

EA: Well well, bully for him. I'm sure my advice is no match for the wizard's heart, so I'll just 'observe'.

Tin: Oh you'll have to do more than that.

EA: (hums) (than surprised)

Tin: Yep, my heart just told me what I should do and it says I should get a helping hand from you! You see I'm not gonna use my hand to choose. I'm gonna use yours just to make sure the one I choose is the prince.

EA: BA! Are you outta your mind? I wouldn't touch one of those ornaments with a 10-foo-

Tin: *grabs the Evil Advisor by the scuff of his rob* No? Well I'll give you a chose. Either you touch the prince's ornament or I'll get very upset.

EA: Go ahead you don't scare me!

Tin: Oh don't I? *holds up axe to Evil Advisor*

EA: ...

Tin:...

EA: HELP! I THINK I'm BEING THREATE-

Tin: *Covers Evil Advisor's mouth so he can't scream.* Hush! Now then. Keep quite, behave and you'll be fine.

Episode 37.

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Ratio this Ratio that, Horatio these nuts instead. Alas poor Yorick he hath gargled my balls and possessed that tornado pussy.

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More masc they/them characters or Im gonna start biting

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They/Them dick hits so hard you need a milk pail to catch that load

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