PAYTON GENDRON HEADCANNONS!!
-Another racist white suprematist, I’m starting to think I have a type.
-I can see him getting insanley drunk every other night, instead of trying to get high. He’s far too scared of overdosing, and he’s scared of having a bad reaction to dope.
-he’s very very frightened of greening out, I don’t think he fully understands what greening out is, so he’s TERRIFIED of it.
-like, the most he knows about it is Dylann roof horror stories and StormFronts worst understanding of it. It kind of scarred him for life when he was scrolling on a Reddit ‘doctors whats the worst thing you ever saw while on shift?’
-so he just sticks to shitty beer and vodka.
-I can see him liking a fruity red wine, but he thinks that makes him unbased so he doesn’t drink it unless given it.
-if you really wanna make a Nazi happy for a birthday or Valentine’s Day, get him a bottle of red and a nice box of chocolates. Ferrero rochers maybe.
-if you do get him anything, I think he’d be really really happy just in knowing that his partner cares that much to buy him something. It gets him blushing and babbling like a puppy.
-okay this is a bit risqué for this early in the post, but I really think he’d like puppy play. And I don’t think I’m just pushing my kink on him, and I LOVE puppy play. If you ever read a Payton/Dylann story and you check the comments, you can probably find me there begging for paylnn pup stuff.
-he just strikes me as a puppy kinda guy.
-just look at how he liked to lay in bed all day, wants affection and want cuddles. He’s a total puppy.
-there’s this site I found through a pup fic, of a confederate flag dog collar, and it’s just so… him.
-staying on the topic of kink, I can see him being VERY vanilla. The most he does is missionary, but you have to be on top, he’s a very basic man. He’d like it when you ride him, but not when you’re under him. We know he really struggled with his weight, but I can see this getting worse by ten fold during sex.
-he’d be genuinely scared of crushing you or harming you in any way during sex. After he warms up to his partner a bit, he might let you do some bondage with him, just maybe though.
-Music wise, I think he’d like whatever is mainstream at that point in time, or whatever is playing on the radio. He seems more like a follower than someone who strays outside of the mainstream.
-I think he’d secretly listen to anime soundtracks though. We know he did from it playing in his car during the live stream, but I think he kept it pretty undercover online and in real life. He’d take a few months to tell his partner this unless they’re an anime nerd themselves.
-He’d pay a lot of attention to his partners interests and life at the beginning of the relationships, but towards the end he’d just stop caring. As the days get closer and closer to his attack, he’d get much more distant and slowly trying to be more… mean, to you. He’d want you to leave him and to stop caring so it doesn’t affect you as much when he does it.
-All he’d think about during the attack and the drive to that stupid Topps would be his partner. He’d think about how this would affect you, and wether or not you’d ever be able to forgive him. I think he’d cry a little bit before he left for the Topps.
-He’d be a very sweet and caring lover over all.
-Before he asked you out, he’d frantically search 4chan for dating advice that doesn’t seem completely… wrong? He knows it’s not the best place to ask for advice, so he also asks his mother.
-She gives much better advice than 4chan.
-He would have most likely met you through his classes, and you were the only one who really sparked his interest. You wouldve been the only reason he consistently went to those lessons.
-I think he’d lose his mind if you did so much as sitting next to him in lesson.
-He would be sentimental as a lover, he’d believe in all that mushy stuff of love at first sight.
-Eventually if you both got close enough to live together, he’d try and clean up his act a lot, though he wouldn’t get rid of his ideals or his idea that he needs to commit the latest attack.
-he’d be overjoyed and the happiest in his life if he found out that you were also a weird, freaky, facist like him. I think he’d go out of his way to watch more documentaries with you, and actively shit talk other races // ethnicities with you.
-I don’t think he’d care for men wearing makeup as much as Dylann does. He seems much more… accepting. He says he’s based, but he knows he’s just a soyjak loser.
-He might be more sexually attracted to men wearing makeup than women in makeup, but he probably wouldn’t ever admit it.
-He wouldn’t want to marry you for a few years, but he would want you to move in with him first. He’d like to set up a little, perfect, white, suburban family. He’d want you to love him and his cat equally.
-He’d definitely have some sort of interest in having kids, he says it’s to “save the white human race”.
-it’s very cliche of him.
-But he’d really love to have some kids with you, if not to save the white race, then to just have a family with you.
-I think he’d really love you quickly. He’d see you one day and just know it was right, that you were right for him. He’s a very loving man.
-The three things that matter the most to him would be you meeting his mom, you loving his cat and you loving his race. If he thinks that you love him enough, you would be able to forgive him for his attack.
-He’d most likely add a small portion of text to his manifesto or his private discord channel to apologise to you. He seems very upset about it. You should forgive him, maybe not defend him in court though.
Overall, he’d be an alright boyfriend! Much better than Dylann at least. 6.4 / 10.
Kind of worth it to date him, but you can do better.
