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[kryptaria]

Comment that made you laugh the hardest in chapter 2? ;)

Text:

"Someone's gotta feed Clint, or he'll get into the dog biscuits again."

Comment:

Oh my god, Bucky, that is the WORST joke ever...

Primarily because the next line of text is:

"Those were organic home-baked garlic parmesan biscuits," Clint protested.

(And yes, I wrote this one from experience, because I used to get garlic parmesan Bark and Sit Bit biscuits at Three Dog Bakery, back when there was one down at Biltmore Plaza, and goddamn, those things were tasty. Seriously, 100x better than supermarket croutons. They're not as tasty when they're not baked fresh, sadly.)

[kryptaria]

Chapter 11, your favorite comment.

Text:

"I'm not spending two fucking weeks in the Caribbean so they can push drunk bridesmaids at me in hopes I'll fall in love and breed the next fucking generation..."

Comment:

But what if you spent two weeks in the Caribbean with your sexy new boyfriend, strutting around in swimming trunks and man-kinis, getting drunk off the sunshine and sex and excellent alcohol?

Yes, I cut that text off because spoilers. Plus, you really have no idea who's saying that -- one of our darling boys, one of the supporting cast, maybe even the dog. You never know. The bride might have dogs as her bridesmaids.

[kryptaria]

Chapter 10 comment 36

Text:

"My one condition is that you absolutely do not see [character] at any point. Ever."

Comment:

YES SCORE GO STEVE BUCKY JUST FUCKING AGREE WITH HIM DO NOT ARGUE JUST AGREE DAMN IT AND KICK THAT ASSHOLE TO THE CURB.

[kryptaria]

Chapter 9, fave comment?

Text:

"Forget it. I don't need a pity fuck from you, too."

Comment:

Fucking gods damn it, Bucky! Steve likes you and genuinely, no-strings-attached wants to help you. Why are you turning him away, except that you're too messed up to trust anyone? (Quarantine him with Sam. Can we do that? That might fix it.)

[kryptaria]

Chapter 9 comment 3 :)

Ouch, all the angst! Text:

Bucky had slept maybe two hours through the night, only because he'd broken into the stash of tranquilizers [1] he refused to let himself take more than once every couple of months [2].

And because there were two comments for this sentence, you get a bonus:

[1] BUCKY NO

[2] Okay, better, but still BUCKY NO DO NOT BECOME BOND OR ALEC AND DEPENDENT ON SLEEPING PILLS

[kryptaria]

ch 3 comment 3, because I just love the number three :D

Text:

That donor was listed as a very expensive Manhattan law firm, which meant the donor wanted to stay anonymous.

Comment:

Bucky knows how to cover his tracks.

(And now I wonder what conclusions you guys are drawing from these...)

[kryptaria]

Chapter 7, comment 23

You guys are just as excited as Darcy about that box, aren't you? *snickers*

Text:

“Since when do you shop at Saks and is it boxers? Can I see?” she asked, grinning slyly at him as she held up a package wrapped in glossy white paper.

 Comment:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SCENE YOU HAVE NO IDEA DARCY IN ALL THE SCENES DARCY NEEDS TO SEE THE STUCKY GOODNESS AND COMMENT ON ALL THE THINGS

[kryptaria]

Chapter 7 comment 30

Text (plus context):

“You sure? Cause it’s no trouble,” [Darcy] offered sweetly. She gave it another shake. “Unless you need help fitting whatever it is. Or want a girl’s opinion. Because one of us in this office has a fashion sense, and while it’s probably not me, I can fake it.”

 Comment:

See, Steve? You need her there. Let her watch you strip try it on.

(Did we mention Darcy's the office manager at their VA branch? Because Darcy is fucking awesome.)