I may be writing a 00Q fic based on this comment thread, based on this fic. It's got a pretty snarky, loose tone, but not worrying about writing it up fancy (AKA in anything resembling a formal tone) makes it easier to get words out, so win.
But right now it's an unpleasant hour of morning, so I'm going to bed.
And free teaser because reasons:
This was not - and Q wanted to be very clear on this point - his fault.
Regardless of what anyone else said, it was not. To a perfectly logical mind, which of course his was, the worst that he could be accused of was a bad bit of insomnia, which illogically flared up whenever Bond was out of town, and for which, as a medical condition, he could not be blamed.
Bond, however, had no such defense. (Neither did Trevelyan or Moneypenny, for that matter, but given that they were Trevelyan and Moneypenny, no one would have believed them anyway.)