//// plots/aus I would LOVE to rp.
these have been sitting in my head for a while so give me a shout out if you’re interested! Or reblog if you want to write them with others.
ARMY AU--- ;
Gotta enlist at some point, right? Time to adapt to army life, and everything that comes with it. ( The I’m pretty gay and am surrounded by muscled men and oh my gosh you’re hot but we can’t get caught AU)
TATTOO SHOP AU--- ;
You’re the tattoo artist and I’m the sassy secretary who is rude to your customers and reads comic books behind the front desk all day.
MUTE/BLIND/DEAF AU--- ;
You’re disabled but seriously fucking cute and I want to learn how to communicate with you.
ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS PLOT--- ;
Exactly what it entails. We fucking hate each other and can’t last a second without bickering about something but we’re also insanely sexually attracted to each other and most if not all fights end up with us tumbling into bed together. (pairs along well with ‘we work in the same office AU’)
HANDCUFF PLOT--- ;
Somehow we’ve both gotten ourselves handcuffed to each other and have to figure out how to get them unlocked.
ANY HARRY POTTER AU TBH--- ;
legit anything.
HOME EC/PARENTING AU--- ;
We’re stuck as partners in our Home Ec/Parenting class and we have to create a recipe/take care of a fake baby together and this seriously fucking sucks but aye, you’re also hot.
BABY DADDY AU--- ;
oh look surprise, we hooked up a long time ago and now you’re here with a baby and it’s mine-- what??? (OR it’s your kid and you really need help taking care of it and for some reason you turned to me for help??)













