#p413 pesters

[terriblyadroit]

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WH3R3 4R3 Y0U???

[turntechgodfeathers]

[MASS MEDIA MESSAGE 01]:Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. It’s called Daisy.

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[turntechgodfeathers]

yooo another TG 8) hows it hangin chat handle twin

oh man would you look at that another tg up in this shit

so im not really sure who you are but the handle is kind of familiar i guess from all my sprite omnibullshit

guess im obligated to say sup and how you doin on this fucking planet thats shittier than smuppet rumpus

[le-psii]

a little fishy told me youre the guy i need to talk to about a certain peixes babe. vword on the street is, the twvo of you are pale, and ivwe gotta talk to you before shell consider letting me get a piece of that, if you knowv vwhat i mean.

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[thief-of-the-reef]

Hey 7here, swee7cheeks. Nice 7o see ano7her viole7 around. Name's Nek7an. Jus7 landed on 7his miserable ice ball. Know where I can ca7ch some7hing 7o ea7? Preferably you? B]

aw if only ya knew your colors fuckin fuchsia N-EWT violet dont lump me up with fuckin amporas 3>8(

had enough a them anyway

speakin of hafin enough water you even tryin to accomplish

cuz i shore as fuck dont wanna be eaten by someone i dont even know

let alone someone i never saw

maybe if youre actually attractive ill bite that hook youre reelin out ma way

[terriblyadroit]

Total Gray-Lords

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1 C4N7 83L13V3 Y0UR3 H3R3!!!!

W3LL 1 C4N 8U7 M0S7LY 1V3 833N FUCK1NG 4R0UND 4ND 5P3ND1NG 71M3 W17H TUL4

H0W L0NG H4V3 Y0U 833N H3R3 1 0NLY JU57 4RR1V3D

[terriblyadroit]

oh. its you. go figure id havwe to deal vwith you, no matter howv many strange planets i try to escape to. just vwonderful.

3H3H3H3H3 W0W FUCK Y0U 700 8UDDY!

WH47 CR4WL3D UP Y0UR W4S73CHU73 4ND D3C1D3D 70 F3573R 4ND D13 

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5P34K1NG 0F Y0U 4R3 Y0U 0K4Y????

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