#pablo perez garcia

[littlebookreader]

Tim: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

[strangestarlightmusics]

...what

[littlebookreader]

Savannah: why do you always use lowercase letters?

Perez: because i hate capitalism. and julio, but also capitalism.

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Perez: You two need to trust me. Have I ever got you into a dangerous or uncomfortable situation?

Miguel: ...yes?

Savannah: Literally all the time.

Perez: Well then you should be used to it by now.

[littlebookreader]

Julio: Do not antagonize the local government.

Perez: But it’s so much fun!

[littlebookreader]

*The Amelia gang on a rare trip to Disneyland, the cup ride*

Ant and Savannah: *spinning calmly, talking*

The Interviewer, Alvina, Amelia, Julio, Perez, Miguel, Guillamo, Mateo, Oleg, Boris, Mikhail : *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Savannah: I told you not to bring them.

Ant: The real question is how did all ten of them get into one cup, querida?!?!?

Savannah: Who is that?

Kozlowski: *sitting in their cup as they jump back* Hello.

[littlebookreader]

Alvina, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Perez, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Julio, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Amelia, trembling: What are we playing

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Perez: Look, Julio made me a "get better soon" card.

Savannah: That's nice of him, I didn't even know you were sick.

Perez: Oh, I wasn't. He just thought I could be better.