Paladin’s Pacer Test
Can we just take a moment to imagine like Coran and Allura just stumbling upon a ‘fitness test’ from earth that would help with their training, and physically well being all while reminding them of their beautiful home. They all go and like when they start playing the audio from it all they hear is “The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is-” And they all just flip shit, everyone excluding Keith (Cause let’s be honestly, this desert boy probably did his own fitness test to go against the world).
Lance is Screaming
Pidge banging her head on a wall
Hunk is crying like his life is a lie
and Shiro is just 126% done with everything
All while Keith just looks as confused as the Altean duo. Allura just looks at Keith while no one can handle it and just
Allura: “Is this normal for your humans to do?”
Keith: “I have no idea what’s going on.” *So confused*
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To make it better, they all actually end up doing it. Hunk doesn’t last long, bless this precious bun, Pidge just doesn’t give a shit and stops. Lance wants to beat Keith, but that ain’t gonna happen. And like, Keith and Shiro are neck and neck, but Keith’s pride won’t let him stop and this boy is about to pass out, so Shiro dips out like ‘Okay yeah, you win.”
Because he’s best dad.
Then Keith just goes around and boasts about beating Shiro at something, who then challenges him again and just fucking DESTORYS this teenager in Pacers. Like he left him in the dust and Keith is just dying while Shiro is completely okay, with all the energy in the world, and the rest of them are just laughing so hard from the fact Shrio literally one-upped Keith.
And, to make it better, Shiro just goes “Y’aint got what is take to beat me.”
No one could handle it.
