#pack of three

[textsfromfangs]

Tanaka: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Nishinoya: But are you shuffling?

Tanaka: Everyday.

Iwaizumi: What language are you two speaking?

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Hanamaki: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in pizza.

Tanaka: So you're not going to share?

Ennoshita: We're not going to share.

[textsfromfangs]

Everyone @ Iwaizumi: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?

Iwaizumi @ everyone: Aren't you tired of going apeshit? Don't you just want to be nice?

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Matsukawa: I wasn't done talking!

Kyoutani, walking away: I was done listening.

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Tanaka: Do you love me?

Ennoshita: Yes

Tanaka: Really?

Ennoshita: Do you think I'd put up with your bullshit if I didn't?

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Tendo: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Ushijima: It's cute that you think I'd miss you at all.

[textsfromfangs]

Oikawa, leaning on the arm of the couch: Sometimes I wish to just not exist.

Noya, sitting next to him on his phone: Wouldn't that be a treat.

Kuroo, draped over the back of the couch: I pray that the darkness that festers in my heart will one day swallow me whole and sever my ties to the world.

Iwaizumi, walks in: Can you guys please just stop talking like that for one minute? Isn't there a better way to say you are stressed?

All three of them: [Looks back at Iwaizumi]

Oikawa: Ctrl+Alt+Delete...

Noya: Commit unalive.

Kuroo: Perform rest in peace?

Iwaizumi, a man at his limits: Come on...

[textsfromfangs]

[Texting]

Oikawa: I'm gonna send you a dick pic

Iwaizumi: A WHAT

Oikawa: [sends a picture of Ushijima]