this was originally a shitpost but ykw? paco headcanon and interaction dump. mostly season 1… paco warning obviously scroll if uncomfy
paco but it’s just pickle getting cuteness aggression and squeezing taco’s face because he physically can’t take how fucking adorable she is.
i like to imagine he cups her cheeks and just affectionately bullies her like she’s a fat kitten.
“do you know you exist? you don’t. you’re dumb. you’re so stupid— no thoughts, the only thing in your head is lemons. why are you like this. little dum dum idiot i hate it die die die i love you” and taco’s just like “ooohhhhhh my goddddd he’s touching my faasccceedee,,,,,iioihhhhhmy god” like the dumb bisexual she is.
he rubs her cheeks with his thumbs and kisses all over her face and shes just dying. she dies. like she actually stops functioning because she cant handle the affection…
they sleep next to each other. it gets really cold at night and they’re both practically cold blooded so they have to cuddle up just to stay warm.
pickle’s the only person taco will sit that close to, he makes her feel safe and loved which means he’s automatically touch safe in her eyes
more of an au than a headcanon, but very covert system pickle X very obvious system taco… he’s spaceheaded and dissociated unless he’s with taco because she unkowingly helps him keep his identity grounded (perfect for angst)
they can both purr… and they’re the only ones that know except for mic and knife who discovered it unintentionally
if they were bugs taco would be a spider, most likely a brown recluse or black widow, and pickle would be a leaf bug. no questions asked
pickle has a box of art and projects taco made in season 1. when he “spitefully” gives it back to her post-finale there’s verg obviously several drawings missing (he kept them)
taco finds pickle’s voice very soothing. in season 1 when she woke up from nightmares he’d lull her back to sleep by rambling about random stuff, and in post-finale she just gets really sleepy when she’s around him and he’s talking a lot
pickle holding taco’s arms and mindlessly running his fingers over any scars……. taco letting pickle touch the slight scar left on her face post-finale because she trusts him.. ough…
taco sits upside down in chairs a lot, and pickle unintentionally picking up that habit. he plays games upside down
pickle sometimes wakes up confused why taco isn’t next to him then remembers.
cat taco and bunny pickle. no questions.
(cw suggestive) taco’s favorite candy flavor is, unfortunately, green apple. and she really likes lollipops. she can’t eat any around pickle because of it
pickle has to carry taco around in season 1 if she just woke up because she’s too tired to do anything
pickle accidentally falling asleep and slumping over onto taco’s shoulder (or lap) and wrapping his arms around her on the couch of hotel oj and taco just being like “oohhhh.. hes gonna kill me when he wakes up but i cant walk away because hes clinging onto meee…” (taco plays with his hair while he sleeps) (mic has photos and bullies taco with it)
they LOVE messing with each other’s hair
they’re both sleepy little thangs…
taco’s chubbier in season 1 but definitely loses more weight than healthy and pickle just stares at her sometimes thinking “i wish i didn’t hate you so i could help you heal.”
taco’s scared of being around or interacting with pickle after watching him literally die and almost not come back
taco can’t drink coffee because it makes her cough a lot and get sick, but she lurks around the coffee table anyways because pickle can’t live without caffiene and she’s trying to get used to existing around him again
pickle used to call taco “my angel” in french. he still cringes any time he hears someone use angel as a nickname or petname
okay i think that’s it for now…. you should totally reblog with your own paco headcanons…… /nf
@loveableliquid ykw here im tagging you come get your food you paco loving FREAK /sil
