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[joel-pkmn-adventure-archive-blog]

In another life

((PACstuck AU Joel is actually really good with a pistol, which is really helpful since its his strife specibus

 this is because of jada being paranoid bc they live in a really bad neighborhood and she thought it was important to keep a gun in the house and make sure they both knew how and when to use it))

[raira-pkmn-adventure-archive]

((Pssst.. PAC Homestucks.. we kinda wanna do an AU and we’re organizing it over Skype, if yer interested~So ya know, just say something if you wanna join~))

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>Joel: Yell at Kevin

[10:30] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] began pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 22:30 --

[10:30] AT: KEVIN! >:(

[10:30] MM: Oh for the love of fuck

[10:30] MM: What is it

[10:31] AT: you are so mean!! >:((

[10:31] AT: juliet was only trying to be nice! >:(((((

[10:31] MM: Oh my god

[10:32] MM: Is that what this is about

[10:32] MM: Joel, i want to be clear

[10:32] MM: I am not a nice person, especially when people bother me

[10:32] MM: Juliet should've known that coming into the conversation

[10:35] AT: but still :(

[10:36] AT: she was a little upset about it :((

[10:36] MM: Alright, so how is this my problem

[10:37] AT: /yooou/ caused it and therefore it is your problem

[10:38] AT: >:P

[10:39] MM: I still don't see how it's my problem

[10:39] MM: It's not like her being upset directly affects me

[10:39] MM: Hell, it probably means she'll bug me less

[10:40] AT: she was trying to get on your good side

[10:40] AT: if that exists

[10:40] AT: >:P

[10:43] MM: Spoiler

[10:43] MM: It doesn't

[10:43] MM: So she was wasting both of our time

[10:47] AT: i left the room for a minute

[10:47] AT: sighs

[10:48] AT: anyway new topic because i was planning on talking to you anyway

[10:49] AT: hows your collection doing?

[10:49] MM: Fine, i guess

[10:50] MM: I got a new sickle

[10:50] MM: Didn't gain anything of worth from juliet's shitty treasure hunting

[10:50] MM: She thought a goddamned broken bottle was a blade

[10:50] MM: A broken bottle

[10:51] AT: it can be used as a stabby weapon if that counts for anything

[10:51] AT: i wouldnt be please if someone stabbed me with a bottle

[10:52] AT: or anything for that matter

[10:52] AT: where'd you find the sickle?

[10:53] MM: A bottle may be able to be used as a 'stabby weapon', but it's still not rare or strange or worth my time

[10:53] MM: And the sickle was in a pawn shop

[10:53] MM: A steal really

[10:59] AT: was it?

[11:00] AT: ...it sounds like i couldve made a pun but i dont know enough about sickles to get the joke myself

[11:00] AT: haha

[11:01] MM: I'm actually glad you didn't make a pun

[11:01] MM: They're fucking annoying

[11:01] MM: Now

[11:01] MM: Wait what the fuck

[11:01] MM: What the hell is my uncle doing

[11:02] MM: Is that dumbass trying to hang the damn hammock from the ceiling

[11:02] MM: Is this what he was planning

[11:02] MM: Son of a bitch he's going to break something

[11:03] AT: OOH. OOH WAIT I GOT IT.

[11:03] AT: it was a

[11:03] AT: steel steal, right? ;D

[11:03] AT: ...wait how would hanging the hammock from the ceiling even work

[11:03] MM: Okay joel not the time for puns

[11:04] MM: And the key word in my statement was 'trying'

[11:04] MM: Fuck he's going to kill himself

[11:04] MM: I need to go make sure he doesn't die because of his stupidity

[11:04] MM: Bye

[11:04] -- monochromeMentality [MM] ceased pestering acousticTroubadour [AT] at 23:04 --

[11:04] AT: well okay then

[11:05] AT: ......that pun was awesome

[11:05] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] ceased pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 23:05 --

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>Joel: Pester Juliet again

[09:42] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] began pestering jubilentSeeker [JS] at 21:42 --

[09:42] AT: Hi!

[09:43] JS: oh

[09:43] JS: hi

[09:43] JS: is it okay to ask how you are?

[09:44] AT: yeah, of course it's okay! :p

[09:44] AT: im doing good

[09:44] AT: how about you?

[09:45] JS: i'm a little

[09:45] JS: disheartened?

[09:45] JS: disenchanted?

[09:45] JS: dissomething?

[09:45] JS: i don't know

[09:49] AT: I think "disheartened" would be the right word, here

[09:49] AT: did something happen?

[09:50] JS: kevin didn't like the knife i found him

[09:50] JS: okay it wasn't

[09:50] JS: really a knife

[09:50] JS: it was a broken bottle

[09:50] JS: but it looked like a knife

[09:50] JS: kinda

[09:51] JS: sort of

[09:51] JS: a little

[09:51] JS: if you squint really hard it looks like i guess

[09:51] JS: which is why i thought he'd like it

[09:52] AT: awh, don't let it upset you!

[09:52] AT: thats just the way he is

[09:52] AT: if it were me i'd have been happy you thought I'd like something you found :)

[09:53] AT: keeeeevin's just

[09:53] AT: kevin

[09:53] AT: and you shouldnt let the stuff he says get you down :/

[09:54] AT: at least, thats what i've learned from our conversations

[09:54] JS: i suppose

[09:54] JS: it's just

[09:54] JS: you know

[09:54] JS: you know?

[09:54] JS: ugh i'm doing it again

[09:55] JS: sorry

[09:59] AT: don't be sorry :pppp

[09:59] AT: but uhh... what am i supposed to know? haha

[10:00] JS: i don't know!

[10:00] JS: which is what i said to him

[10:00] JS: and he got mad

[10:00] JS: or stayed mad?

[10:01] JS: i looked a really long time for that knife

[10:01] JS: bottle

[10:01] JS: it was a bottle

[10:02] AT: at least you found something after searching for that long

[10:04] AT: i think you should be glad that you found it, even if it wasnt what you were looking for! :)

[10:04] AT: and again dont stress about kevin not liking it :/

[10:05] AT: i dont think he likes anyone... or anything (other than his weird blade collection) for that matter

[10:07] JS: i am glad i found it!

[10:07] JS: i'm always glad!

[10:07] JS: i just thought i could finally get on his good side if i got him a weird curved blade

[10:07] JS: and all i got was a bottle and hurt feelings

[10:07] -- jubilentSeeker [JS] changed their mood to INSOLENT --

[10:08] JS: why aren't there areny good

[10:08] JS: i feel kinda down but i'm still smiling

[10:08] JS: moods?

[10:10] AT: pesterchum could use some more mood options lol

[10:11] AT: but yeah, always be glad you found something!

[10:11] AT: i think you're a good treasure hunter :) ...sort of because i'd honestly quit within two minutes, but still

[10:12] JS: awww thanks joel

[10:12] JS: and you should try it some time

[10:12] JS: it's so much fun!

[10:13] AT: it sounds fun!

[10:13] AT: i think i might buy a metal detector or something when i go to the store next

[10:14] AT: maybe i'll find something cool if i try :D

[10:14] JS: oooh

[10:14] JS: do it!

[10:14] JS: or i could just send you my old detector

[10:15] JS: althought it does have a tendency to detect things that aren't metal

[10:15] JS: like sand

[10:15] JS: it detects that really well

[10:15] AT: haha, well

[10:15] AT: there arent a lot of beaches where i live, i dont think

[10:16] AT: so that could either be good because it would detect more metal

[10:16] AT: or bad because i dont think a lot of people bury stuff away from the beach :P

[10:17] JS: gramgram says it's actually bad luck to bury your plunder in places other than beaches

[10:18] JS: something about bad juju

[10:18] JS: though she might have just been yelling at me again

[10:23] AT: is it?

[10:24] AT: maybe people around where i live havent heard about that..?

[10:24] AT: hm. oh well!

[10:24] AT: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it

[10:25] AT: your gramgram yells at you a lot i've noticed

[10:25] JS: yeah she

[10:25] JS: speak of the devil!

[10:25] JS: she's yelling again

[10:25] JS: talk to you later!

[10:25] -- jubilentSeeker [JS] ceased pestering acousticTroubadour [AT] at 22:25 --

[dragonknightryo]

Inventory Sucks(PACstuck)

"Ok we need that orb so we can open the door and get the items that we then give to the trolls who will help us kill the big black king dude."

"Ok who has the orb?"

"Ryo."

"Ok Ryo hand it over."

"The orb?....um.....ok....." Ryo scratches the back of his head and looks at the orb shaped hole in the wall. Everyone is staring at him waiting for him to pull out the orb he took responsibility for. Issue is he has it in his inventory. That leads to the problem he has to wrestle something.

"Any day now dude. Those high level enemies are kinda on their way here to kill us." Kevin said. "Well....Anyone wanna let me like....suplex them or something?" Ryo asked nervously. He knew the answer was going to be no. Never hurt to ask though. All of them gave him a look and he knew what it ment.

"Thought so....." Ryo thought for a minute and looked at Joel. "Joel! Glove."

"G-glove? What for?"

"Just give me the thing."

"What are you going to do with it?"

"Glove things. What the hell do you think?" Joel passed his glove over to Ryo reluctantly and Ryo held it high in the air. He hit the play button on his mini speaker. It started playing "Eye of the Tiger". When that played everyone groaned as Ryo put the glove in position.

"BEFORE I DO THIS. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, This is why you don' trust me with this shit. Thanks and enjoy the show."

"JUST DO IT YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT!"

"Ok. Geez." Ryo then SUPLEXES the glove releasing the orb from his Fetch modus. Juliet caught the orb and then placed it in the slot to let them continue onward.

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>Joel: Let's try that again, shall we?

((this time featuring joel's dog))

[09:59] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] began pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 21:59 --

[09:59] AT: ymgfkdidfijughnsjf

[09:59] AT: ncvkm

[10:00] AT: my doghgjn

[10:00] AT: ishfnudgs walkignvc on thben kjwurebvb oard

[10:00] MM: God

[10:00] MM: I'm not sure how to respond to that

[10:00] AT: im turiyhng to keep her ayway

[10:01] AT: doesnt helpthat hsess a 67ngb poiudhn german shuepherfd

[10:02] MM: I can imagine

[10:02] MM: Can't you keep parts of your house blocked off or some shit to keep her out of places she shouldn't be

[10:03] AT: we tired

[10:03] AT: tried*

[10:03] AT: she jumps over the doggy gate things

[10:04] AT: shes smart but that can be sort of annoying :/

[10:04] AT: ...so howre you

[10:05] MM: The same as I was when you pestered me earlier today

[10:05] MM: Honestly did you expect a change

[10:06] MM: It's not like any shit really happens here

[10:06] MM: Except my uncle being a dumbfuck

[10:06] MM: But that's another story

[10:07] AT: i kinda expected something to happen in that time period

[10:08] AT: and what happened with your uncle?

[10:08] MM: Nothing out of the ordinary

[10:08] MM: He just came home

[10:09] MM: With a goddamned hammock

[10:09] MM: We don't even have a backyard

[10:09] MM: We don't have trees

[10:09] MM: I don't know what he was thinking

[10:09] AT: haha!

[10:10] AT: i dont have a backyard either :/

[10:10] AT: kinda sucks

[10:10] AT: but i have the roof?

[10:10] AT: which isnt that great a substitute but still

[10:12] MM: I have an attic

[10:13] MM: Which i prefer in all honesty

[10:13] MM: It's air conditioned, there are less bugs

[10:13] MM: It also contains my collection

[10:13] MM: Which is a bonus

[10:13] MM: ... Wait

[10:14] MM: Did you legitimately turn out mutual lack of backyards into a conversation point

[10:14] MM: our*

[10:14] AT: yes

[10:14] AT: yes i did

[10:15] AT: but i like the roof cause i can play guitar and write new songs without being bothered much

[10:15] AT: even if it is really cold

[10:15] MM: Good for you

[10:15] MM: As for me, i prefer not to freeze my ass off under any circumstances

[10:16] MM: Now excuse me i need to ponder over how fucking stupid your tactic to get us to talk about something was

[10:16] AT: aw :c

[10:18] AT: well it was what i had to work with

[10:18] AT: uuuh

[10:18] AT: hmmm

[10:18] AT: what kinda blades do you have in your collection?

[10:19] MM: We've been over this

[10:19] MM: Scythes, sickles, glaives, chakrams, the like

[10:20] AT: how many do you have? theyre hard to find, arent they?

[10:21] MM: Only if you don't know where to find them

[10:21] MM: I happen to have 5 scythes, 8 sickles, 3 glaives, and 16 chakrams, if you have to know

[10:22] AT: cool :O

[10:22] AT: ...do you have a favorite?

[10:22] MM: Why are you so interested

[10:23] MM: Do you really just want to talk to me that much

[10:23] MM: Why the fuck do you even want to talk to me, i'm sure there are other people who're more willing

[10:24] AT: yeah i guess i could talk to other people

[10:24] AT: but i

[10:24] AT: have my reasons :)

[10:24] AT: i like making friends, is all

[10:24] AT: and i like seeing people talk about the things they like

[10:25] MM: Joel, listen to me

[10:25] MM: If you're looking to make friends, you're barking up the wrong fucking tree

[10:26] AT: am I?

[10:26] AT: i dont think so

[10:27] AT: even so i'm not gonna stop trying to be your friend, Kevin!

[10:28] MM: Well, i hope you're prepared for a lot of disappointment

[10:28] MM: Because i've never been the kind of person to really make friends

[10:28] MM: And when i try, i fuck everything up

[10:29] AT: D:

[10:29] AT: WELL

[10:29] AT: I can promise you one thing

[10:31] AT: you're probably not gonna fuck anything up when it comes to me!

[10:32] AT: and even if youre not the kinda person who makes friends easily, you should at least put effort into continuing a conversation.. :P

[10:33] MM: Trust me, i always fuck something up, so i'm just not even gonna try

[10:33] MM: And i'm not gonna put effort into something that's annoying and that i don't give a shit about

[10:33] MM: I could be using that energy for other things

[10:34] MM: Like solving the damnable enigma that is my uncle

[10:34] AT: you really should care, though

[10:35] AT: I mean...

[10:35] AT: friends are gonna be there when your family isnt

[10:35] AT: and theyre important in plenty of other ways!

[10:36] AT: hell, your soulmate could start out as one of your friends, even

[10:37] MM: Joel, two things

[10:37] MM: One, you say that as if my uncle actually does anything worth a damn other than providing food

[10:38] MM: Two, you're running under the assumption that i have a soulmate

[10:38] MM: I honestly doubt anyone's gonna put up with my shit, ever

[10:39] MM: So i've pretty much accepted that love and friendship aren't meant for me

[10:41] AT: everyone has a soulmate, i think

[10:42] AT: and dont say no one's gonna put up with you

[10:42] AT: what do you think im doing right now >:PPP

[10:43] MM: I think you're being a fucking dumbass

[10:44] AT: .... :C

[10:45] MM: Do you get the point yet

[10:49] MM: See, you're suddenly quiet

[10:49] MM: I scared you away

[10:49] AT: nah im not scared

[10:50] AT: my dog was trying to use my hand as a chew toy, haha

[10:50] AT: anyway

[10:51] AT: yeah i get the point

[10:51] AT: still not gonna stop talking to you

[10:54] MM: Well, i'm gonna stop talking to you right now

[10:54] MM: Bye

[10:54] -- monochromeMentality [MM] ceased pestering acousticTroubadour [AT] at 22:54 --

[10:54] AT: i hate you with a passion

[10:56] AT: ....uugurhgh

[10:57] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] ceased pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 22:57 --

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>Joel: Pester Kevin

((pre-session conversation :DDDDD))

Joel - AT

Kevin - MM

[07:56] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] began pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 19:56 --

[07:56] AT: hi

[07:56] MM: Yeah, hi and whatever

[07:56] MM: Any reason you're bugging me

[07:57] AT: what i cant say hi? :(

[07:57] MM: You can, but i typically expect there to be a reason

[07:57] MM: Or else this is just a hugh fucking waste of time

[07:57] MM: Huge*

[07:57] MM: Dammit

[07:57] AT: nice typo there, haha

[07:58] AT: im just really bored I guess :P

[07:58] AT: i thought it wouldve been fun to talk to you!

[07:58] MM: That's a sad state of affairs to think i'd be fun to talk to

[07:58] MM: No, really

[07:58] MM: I feel sorry for you

[07:59] AT: :PPPP

[07:59] MM: Any reason you suddenly decided to have four mouths

[07:59] MM: Really what the fuck

[07:59] AT: why not? :PPPPPPPPPPPP

[07:59] AT: all of the mouths

[07:59] AT: all of them

[07:59] MM: This is quickly descending into stupidity like

[08:00] MM: Holy fuck do you really have nothing better to do with your time

[08:00] AT: pretty much

[08:00] AT: i mean

[08:00] AT: its not like i have anything important to do

[08:00] AT: dont really feel like going out

[08:00] AT: dont wanna bother with the guitar today

[08:00] AT: just being lazy :D

[08:01] MM: That doesn't exactly sound like something to smile about, you know

[08:01] AT: :DDDDDDDDDD

[08:01] MM: Stop

[08:01] AT: no >:)

[08:01] AT: oh wait

[08:01] AT: >:))))))))

[08:02] MM: God

[08:02] MM: You do know you can get really annoying, right

[08:02] AT: I know :'D

[08:02] MM: Oh fuck

[08:02] MM: Don't cry, i guess?

[08:02] MM: Are you even really upset

[08:02] AT: not really

[08:02] AT: my sister says im annoying a lot

[08:03] AT: but she still loves me :D

[08:03] MM: See this is why emoticons are fucking stupid

[08:03] AT: wow rude

[08:03] MM: They confuse the everloving fuck out of me

[08:03] MM: Like, what if i just started spamming the damn things

[08:03] MM: Would that amuse you

[08:03] AT: maybe

[08:03] MM: ...

[08:03] MM: Of course it would

[08:04] AT: hehehe

[08:04] MM: I don't get you

[08:04] MM: I just don't

[08:04] MM: Why do you even bother messaging me

[08:04] AT: i dont know actually

[08:04] AT: i just

[08:04] AT: like talking to you

[08:04] AT: for some unknown reason

[08:05] MM: And i still say

[08:05] MM: That's fucking stupid

[08:05] AT: stupid or not its a thing i do

[08:06] MM: It's a thing you could stop doing

[08:06] AT: is it really that bad for me to like you?

[08:06] AT: *talking to you

[08:06] MM: Well, let's see

[08:06] MM: I'm largely considered a humongous asshole

[08:06] MM: Who no one wants to talk to

[08:06] MM: I think that in the eyes of everyone else

[08:06] MM: Yes it's a bad thing

[08:07] AT: oh

[08:07] AT: ...well good thing i dont really care what a lot of people think!

[08:07] MM: Whatever

[08:07] MM: This conversation has gone a grand total of nowhere

[08:07] AT: we can make it go somewhere though

[08:08] AT: whatre you doing?

[08:08] MM: I'm cleaning my blades

[08:08] MM: And wondering where the fuck my uncle is

[08:08] AT: the usual then

[08:09] MM: Yes

[08:09] MM: Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing to make this conversation any less boring and pointless

[08:09] AT: get anymore blades lately?

[08:10] AT: dude im determined to get this conversation somewhere

[08:10] MM: No, i haven't

[08:10] MM: Good luck with that

[08:11] AT: have you talked to anyone else? :|

[08:11] MM: Well, that juliet bitch bugged me

[08:11] MM: I guess she wants to try and find a blade for me on that beach of hers

[08:12] AT: dont call her a bitch!

[08:12] AT: you should be flattered that she wants to get something for you :)

[08:12] MM: Really

[08:12] AT: yes really >:P

[08:12] MM: Have you ever heard about her finding anything

[08:12] MM: Ever

[08:12] AT: i'd still be happy that she's gonna try!

[08:13] AT: i like knowing that she'd care enough to do that :D

[08:13] MM: I'm pretty sure she's trying to find something for pretty much everyone she talks to

[08:13] MM: And not one of us is gonna get a single thing

[08:13] MM: Because she's a pathetic excuse for a treasure hunter

[08:13] AT: she might surprise you

[08:13] MM: I doubt it

[08:13] AT: :P

[08:14] MM: Alright, that face is probably the dumbest face to ever exist

[08:14] MM: Who even sticks out their tongue like that

[08:14] MM: No one

[08:14] AT: i like that face though :PPPPPPP

[08:15] MM: It's the stupidest goddamn face i've ever seen

[08:15] AT: :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[08:15] MM: God

[08:15] AT: heehee

[08:15] MM: Are you trying to piss me off

[08:16] AT: D: i'll stop if you really want me too

[08:16] AT: *to

[08:16] MM: Please do

[08:16] AT: okay c:

[08:16] MM: Okay good

[08:16] MM: Is that all you wanted to talk about

[08:17] AT: ...not really? i still wanna continue the conversation

[08:17] MM: Well the feeling isn't mutual

[08:17] AT: but if im bugging you that much i can go talk to someone else

[08:17] MM: Go bug someone else

[08:17] MM: Please

[08:17] -- monochromeMentality [MM] ceased pestering acousticTroubadour [AT] at 20:17 --

[08:17] AT: ...

[08:17] AT: why

[08:17] AT: do i love you

[08:18] AT: you oblivious little...

[08:18] AT: uuuuurhugh

[08:18] -- acousticTroubadour [AT] ceased pestering monochromeMentality [MM] at 20:18 --

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✿ ((*whispers* PACstuck))

((  !!!!

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