MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #045 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!
What's goooooooooodddd!!! Know what my absolute FAVORITE thing about Thursdays is??? "Thicc Thighs Thursdays!" But you know what my SECOND favorite thing about Thursdays is?? "Theremin Thursdays!" Some good old wibbly wobbly spooky sounding music on my Thursdays. But know what my THIRD favorite thing about Thursdays is?? "Thimble Thursdays!" Me and my knittas get together and craft up some mad pot holders, dawg. Do knitters wear thimbles? Probably not. Point is! I can keep going. You people don't even place in the Top 10. You guys are like a weak 23 at best. You are reeeeaaaalll close to being usurped by "There's a Fly in My Soup Thursdays". That's where you go to restaurants and--- you know what, I don't need to tell you what this is, if you don't already know that's why you're sitting at 23. Get -cool-, and then maybe you'll get bumped up to 22 or 21. You wanna be cool, dontcha? I know I do. That's why I chew all these candy cigarettes.
Saline Dijon, huh? Is that, like… salty mustard, or…
