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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #051 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

"I'll return in a little while, infant." Haha! Or whatever he says. Hey, 17-year-old I keep referencing in these! Have you seen -that- movie??

Did you know!? You won't actually sink in lava! (Or magma.) Lava is just rocks! Super ultra liquidy rocks. And rocks are dense! Denser than you! You wouldn't sink in rocks, so you wouldn't sink in lava!

INSTEAD… You will catch fire and get instant 3rd degree burns (da worst kind!), your skin will boil and you will perish very nearly immediately. Actually, I just googled it. You can live long enough to be taken to a hospital! But you'll die there. So this entire comic is a sham.

Look, do you want science or lava shenanigans!?

Actually, while we're at it, you don't sink in quicksand either. You can just float on it.

Ugh, cartoons were a lie all along. I bet you can't even stop a war with the power of friendship….

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #043 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Would Damien call somebody a bitch? My heart says yes but my brain says maybe not. Have I led our spicy red baby astray? Let me know in the comments.

Also! I stole this joke from a TikTok! But I think they stole the joke from someone else. And really all work is derivative, so in a way it's completely original! Don't worry about it. Have you seen this original video? Let me know in the comments.

I -think- the TikTok was a Deltarune video. Oh! What a smooth transition! Speaking of Deltarune, DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 IN 13 DAYS!! Yayayaya I am excite. Boy, if you like adorable monster people, you should be playing Deltarune! Have you played? Do you like it? Let me know in the comments.

That's it for today. Only other news I've got is I bought a bushel of cilantro from the grocery store and I've been putting it on everything. I -love- cilantro. Like more than a reasonable amount. Whatever the opposite of the soap gene is, I have that. Do you have the soap gene? Does cilantro taste like soap to you? Let me know in the comments.

Hope you have a good day! (Let me know in the comments.)

[Hey-- hey. What did the pirate say to the crew when they wouldn't let his sentient pet walking nose into the shared housing area? "Let me nose in the commons."]

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #011 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

People always talk about wanting to buy a house. But do you really want one?? So much responsibility. You have to take it for walks, house-train it (literally), and it needs a new roof, like EVERY 10 years! That costs like $20,000! And when your heat breaks down in -20 weather, who do you think's out there fixing it, buddy!? Sure as hell not you! You play Monster Prom! I guarantee no human who plays Monster Prom knows how to fix an AC! You know exactly 3 things: 1) Eat hot chip, 2) Draw, 3) What common core math is!

Me? I'm OLD! I did math in the snow! Uphill! The only negative numbers we had were the ones drawn in yellow!

What am I rambling about? Oh yes. Don't buy houses, is, I suppose, the lesson here. Live in caves instead!! They're free!! And they come with roommates! Don't you want a BIG, BEAR ROOMMATE?

(I'm looking at you, Donaldson.)

Do you think anyone named Donaldson reads this comic? Probably not. Comment if you name is Donaldson.

(I went a whole post without mentioning the Patreo-PLEASE SUPPORT US ON PATREON THE PAGES ARE SO EXPENSIVE)

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Howdy! WELCOME TO THE SHOW!

It's a new year, and a new comic! ... For me, I don't know what your comic situation looks like.

Anyway hi!! I'm DoomDragon6. I write webcomics. I've been cooking this one for about a year and a half now, and it's finally ready to be shown to the public! Chapter 1 is complete and will coast along for the next several months, where hopefully!! (This is where you come in.) Hopefully!! The comic makes enough money to sustain itself. Otherwise I might not be able to afford it. (I pay an artist you see.)

Speaking of artist! This is a perfect opportunity to introduce ATARIBETCH! Our artist! Or Autari. I dunno, he changes his name sometimes, I can't keep up. I been workin' with this dude for over a decade now on various projects and my other webcomic, RPG World: Fan Revival! If you're young enough to enjoy Monster Prom you're probably not old enough to know what RPG World is. But hey, go check it out! I'd love it if you made it your new hyperfixation.

Atari makes great work, AND!! He takes COMMISSIONS! There's a little commission link up there ^ somewhere. If you're on desktop version. Which you're not. Because you're a Gen Z or Alpha on your phone. So poke that little HAMBURGER MENU and hit Commissions!! That'll take you to his Instagram. You kids like Instagram right? Yeah. You know what, just click here. (Note: Tumblr doesn't allow links in searchable tags so just GO TO THE WEBSITE!)

Anyway!! I hope you all enjoy. It's a work of love and I hope it comes off as a comedic and heartfelt adventure. There's plenty more chapters to come, so stay tuned! Wuv u! <3

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #046 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Fams? Fams. Lookie here. You lookin' at me? [waves Subway Surfers in front of you] Hi. Did you know that even in this day and age of 2026, of humans being on this planet for 400,000 years or 2,000 depending on who you ask, scheduling the pages is still difficult? Well, not -difficult-, but it's not set-it-and-forget-it. It would be, if you goobers would go to the actual website I built for it, but since we live in the age of social media and convenience, I have to post it in several different places to get any kind of coverage. AND! Some of those places don't allow scheduling. So I schedule SOME, but the others I have to sit poised like a tiger (one of those hot Zootopia ones), and hit 'Post' immediately at [your time] o'clock.

"Ah!" I hear you saying-- [waves Subway Surfers], "Ah!" I hear you saying-- but what about when you can't poise? What about when you're busy? Otherwise engaged? -Driving-, perhaps? Well let me tell you, intrepid goobers. I pre-prepare all the posts before I leave on my PC at home. Then, whilst en-drivo, I pull over [waves Subway Surfers], I pull over, and open up my Chromebook, use my phone to connect to the internet, remote into my home PC, and click 'Post' on all my little sites. Yes! Dedication. Pure dedication. That's what I've done today. You're reading this from the highway, friends.

Anyway. That's not important. Know what is important?

DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #052 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Remember kids! Sex safety is no joke! … Unless it's with April! Then she's probably blowing up condom balloon animals.. Pulling out an infinite panty scarf. And the jokes about cream pies write themselves! Which is good, because I couldn't think of one!

At this point I think if I were Oz I would just quit showering and getting ready for the day. Then again, what if this is the loop where you fix it? And you guys are all like, "Aw yea! We did it! We should take a selfie!" And then you go to take a selfie but you look like ass because you didn't shower and you're in your jammies?? idk man I don't think I can risk it.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #049 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

This chapter is starting to feel like Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets Groundhog Day. Groundhog's Day Off? Ferris Bueller's Groundhog-Off? Ferrous Groundhog? Eh, it doesn't matter. You're 17, you haven't seen either of those movies.

I've been looking at tiny muscular men! But not for the same reason you're doing it! … Wait, no, I said that wrong. I've been -photographing- tiny muscular men! Or, no, that's not right either. I've been photographing tiny muscular men -for the internet!- Wait wait, you don't understand! I've been doing it for PROFIT!!

Hm. Perhaps we should move on.

SPEAKING OF MOVING ON, I'm moving soon! I'm going to Florida. Not too deep into Florida, it's barely out of Alabama. My home state! But I'm not in Alabama, currently. I'm in Tennessee. But not too deep into Tennessee! It's barely out of Georgia. Are you keeping up? I lurk in the edges of states in case I need to make a hasty egress. That's right, I live in a constant edging state. (Don't dwell on this.)

I don't even know why I'm moving to Florida. It's just there, you know? Might as well. After that, I'll move some other places. I'll edge all over the country….

… HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, FOLKS (oh wait, some of you aren't American) um. HAPPY. BORING. WEEKEND.??? guvna??