MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #049 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!
This chapter is starting to feel like Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets Groundhog Day. Groundhog's Day Off? Ferris Bueller's Groundhog-Off? Ferrous Groundhog? Eh, it doesn't matter. You're 17, you haven't seen either of those movies.
I've been looking at tiny muscular men! But not for the same reason you're doing it! … Wait, no, I said that wrong. I've been -photographing- tiny muscular men! Or, no, that's not right either. I've been photographing tiny muscular men -for the internet!- Wait wait, you don't understand! I've been doing it for PROFIT!!
Hm. Perhaps we should move on.
SPEAKING OF MOVING ON, I'm moving soon! I'm going to Florida. Not too deep into Florida, it's barely out of Alabama. My home state! But I'm not in Alabama, currently. I'm in Tennessee. But not too deep into Tennessee! It's barely out of Georgia. Are you keeping up? I lurk in the edges of states in case I need to make a hasty egress. That's right, I live in a constant edging state. (Don't dwell on this.)
I don't even know why I'm moving to Florida. It's just there, you know? Might as well. After that, I'll move some other places. I'll edge all over the country….
… HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, FOLKS (oh wait, some of you aren't American) um. HAPPY. BORING. WEEKEND.??? guvna??
