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Mah' Pahtna' fell asleep on the job… I'll never fire her though…I told her to just sit there and look pretty :)

Sorry I just had to.. Hahaha.

Me: K.. Choose 3 random languages. Except English, Tagalog, and Korean. K go!

Friend: Ok uhmm.. Vietnamese, Jamaican, and Japanese.

Me: You would say Japanese. xD JAMAICAN?! HAHAHAHA. Mmk now put them in an order.

Friend: Jamaican, Vietnamese, and Japanese.

Me: Mmk.. -Goes to Google Translate- WAIT. JAMAICAN ISN'T EVEN A LANGUAGE! IT'S A NATIONALITY! Hahahahahaha!

Friend: Hahahaha. Awh dammit!

Me: Choose another one!

Friend: Ok.. Uhmm.. Shoot. PIG LATIN?!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA PIG LATIN?! WTF?!

I laugh only cause I can hear the whole conversation in my head.

Me: Wait.. If you're driving.. Then how are you gonna drink?

Friend: Well I was thinking I could just drink a bit then sober up then drive.

Me: Uhmm.. NO! Fuck that dude! You get CRUNK remember?! Hahaha.

Friend: xP

Me: It's either I drive and I stay sober, or you do it. Hahaha.

Friend: I was just thinking of taking just one shot and then drinking water to sober up.

Me: This isn't fucking medicine! Hahaha. Fuck that we're finding another driver.

Friend: Hahaha.

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