#paigepad

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I like you, okay?! I want your attention and I want you to talk to me.

Good. That’s what I wanted to hear.

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Bet you'll never find a gf at that rate lol xo

I guess you’re right. But a man can dream.

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Friendly reminder, you need to shave.

No, but I’m going to take a shower later.

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so you're into brunettes now?

Actually I’m more into blondes but why do you even ask?

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no one wants to hear about your shitty kinks

Then unfollow me? 

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trim your fucking beard omg

Why should I? 

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have you even SEEN that girl? i bet she buys her instagram followers and her boobs are totes fake omg

Are you jealous?

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omg that dinosaur thing was sooo cute!!!

Dinosaurs aren’t cute! They’re cool.