#painsawd

[madetodoevil]

Switcheroo!

((FSGSGFA))

Doommaster is said to be a mysterious Forbidden Master, sealed away for hundreds of thousands of years because it is said that even his creator, the Nightmare Knight, feared him. It is said he is the most brutal, the most violent, of any living being Dreamside has ever seen - possibly that the entire universe has ever seen.

Everything about these descriptions is wrong. There is no Doommaster at all.

In reality, the Space Kingdom bunny person simply known as "D.G.” lives with their bunny daughter Daisy in a quaint little cottage nestled away in the Sky Kingdom. Although they are an accomplished technology wizard and have the tools to use to fiercely fight to protect their daughter, they prefer the peace and quiet that is common in Dreamside... so they leave the fighting to the real Legendary Heroes.

[sanpatron]

painsawd started following you

“ Holy shit. You look like the coolest fuckin’ person on this island. ”

[rakeinthelake]

@painsawd

honk! honk! 

what is this? everyone, come look! there’s a goose performing outside of the pet shop! it’s twirling, honking, and flapping its wings for the people! 

alright, the truth is the goose is doing it for food. it’s been hard living in this city, with no money because it cannot use a phone. stealing and scavenging can only go so far. 

it happily catches some crackers and some bread from the generous audience. (it also honked and chased the frugal cheapskates). 

now how about this big metal giant? are they going to be a cheapskate too? 

[killerjawline]

@painsawd

❝ For the record, if anyone asks-- which no one’s going to: I’m not the one who spiked the punch bowl. ❞ Jack slung his arm around the stranger’s shoulder, grinning. ❝ You’re my alibi now, new buddy. Don’t make me regret it. ❞ Tch-tch, finger guns and a wink. That definitely wasn’t a threat.

[holyequine-blog]

@harimenuis {{nah, they actually reduced him from 15-17ft to 10,so hes... still big... [???]}}

@painsawd

[gildedusurper]

painsawd replied to your post: “ Is it that impossible for you all to talk about...

’ Hey, how ‘bout we be miserable an’ alone t'gether? Then you ain’t alone!! ’

“ Oh, darling, I don’t know why, but something about your little hand gestures tells me just what I need to know... ”

“ I ACCEPT! It would be a pleasure to be taken on a date by you- ”

[courageousguise]

@painsawd liked for a starter

Link was a short ways outside the city, bow in hand. It was a good way for him to distract from stressful thoughts, practicing his aim- and honestly, you could never have enough practice. Plus... it was just kinda fun.

He was so focused, he didn’t even notice someone coming up nearby, loosing an arrow into a tree right by their face. It took him a few seconds to realize what’d just happened- and when he did he dropped his bow, jumping forwards and signing quick as he could.

‘Sorry! I didn’t see you! You just moved real quick there!’

[ingoldentent]

@earthsocean​ replied to your post ““Say, I’m interested in knowing what people would like entertainment...”

“Screamo.”

“I.... have no idea of what that is.”

@painsawd​ replied to your post ““Say, I’m interested in knowing what people would like entertainment...”

' Petting zoo! '

“Probably not inside the mansion itself, but there should be more than enough space in the garden area to allow pets to play as they wish. I’d need to have someone responsible for taking care of the animals, though.”

@hosttrick replied to your post ““Say, I’m interested in knowing what people would like entertainment...”

"Escape room, horror-themed."

“Oho, that’d be fun! I think I know the perfect room to install a game like that at the mansion~.”

@ziodie replied to your post ““Say, I’m interested in knowing what people would like entertainment...”

APPLE BOBBING

“I-I’m not fully familiar with that one. Is that how you call the barrel with apples in water that you grab with your mouth? I saw it in a movie once...”