#paleolithiic

[resurrectedtonystark]

@paleolithiic

“Let’s get drunk.”

He’s been sober over a year now, and can feel Pepper breathing down his neck in dismay at his own personal brand of gallows humor. (Like he wouldn’t take a glass if it was handed to him.)

He’s also going to stare at the back of Barton’s head until he pays attention to him.

[americasfinestlegacy]

paleolithiic wanted to fight

      “There’s nothing plain about wanting just cheese on pizza– it’s a classic favorite.” Patriot grunted with a stubborn furrow of his brow, gloved digits stretch and strain as he leap over the couch to make another grab for his cellphone. “I’m not about to have a pizza loaded with greasy sausages and pepperoni and anchovies– the last one should be a crime, Barton.”

[tonyandhisbots-archive]

starter | @paleolithiic

“ --- i think i’ve been robbed. ”

[makespeed]

@paleolithiic      ♥’d for a starter

                       ‘ --------- You’re an AVENGER ’

[madamemasqxe]

@paleolithiic liked for a thing

          ‘ Don’t think I can’t hear or see you, Barton. I’m practically impossible to sneak up on. ‘

[lovkiy-blog]

@paleolithiic || ⧗

“This is not acceptable, Clint.” Natasha ran her fingers through her hair. “Do you know what three plates says? It says I have no friends --and don’t you do dare say that is  true because I am standing in this mess of an apartment right now to bring you an intervention.” She pulled out all three plates. “We are unpacking your stuff. We are buying you dishes and linens and  anything else this place needs. And we  are setting up that damn TV.”

[hawkeyecut]

📎📎📎

Okay I stole this from a fanfic, but I really like the idea of Kate in the Avenger’s movie scenario. Like She’s there, I guess and because of her past history with Kid Loki he takes her hostage instead. I am trash for angst and I want it a lot, don’t you judge me, like it could be so great and I’m here for it. Meet me in the pit.

Any thread where I get to explore the damage likely caused by Kate’s assault.

I want a thread where Katie goes to Danny Rand to teach her yoga because she figures she’s never going to be as physically strong as the first Hawkeye, but she can be more agile and flexible (even if that takes some work since he was a fucking circus performer), so she puts a lot of time into learning yoga from Danny, but people start to think that they’re dating, and KATE IS SO OFFENDED LIKE HOW DARE YOU SPECULATE ABOUT MY PRIVATE BUSINESS, GET OUT.