#pan jokes

[evie-black]

things pansexuals can do :

your entire family so stfu ;)

[inkedintothepaper]

I put the 'Pan' in Pandemic!

[enbies-and-felonies]

“stop being so anxious”

Excuse you?? I’m pan, panicking is in my job title???

[daisy-bugs]

Yeah I'm a triple threat I'm coming to date

-The Ladies

-The Bros

-The Nonbinary Hoes

[nocturnalchangeling]

for crying out loud

Pan Roommate: Are you crying?

Me, Ace Roommate: ...

Pan Roommate: What should I do?

Me, Ace Roommate: I dunno—

Pan Roommate: Do you wanna hear a joke?

Me, Ace Roommate: Sure

Pan Roommate: Human sexuality.

Me, Ace Roommate: *actually laughs*

[fuckedupfruit]

Are you a docs, flip flops, or barefoot pansexual?

All of them, you're pansexual, you can't make decisions

[jamicha]

I went to the beach yesterday and heard a girl talk to her mom and asked “what are females?” Her mom replied with, “females are girls,” so the girl went and started chasing a seagull and screamed “COME HERE FEMALE!” and if that’s not how I flirt, then I dont know what is.

[emilykeys]

I have one foot in the pantry and one foot out