#pance?

[obamas-ass-cheeks]

Pidge: lance I need your help.

Lance: anything for you, pigeon~

Pidge: don’t call me that- but I need you to distract Keith for me while I steal his stuff.

Lance: why are you stealing his stuff?

Pidge: ever since Keith started signing autographs he’s been acting...more creative.

Lance: well I mean, if I were you I would let him be as creative as he wants- the guy is so boring, he doesn’t understand dirty jokes.

Pidge: that’s true, but please.

Lance: fine...

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Lance: hey Keith-

Keith, turning around with paint coated on every part of his body: lance I swear if you don’t Vincent Van Gogh away in the next 5 seconds I will decapitate your head with a single paint brush!

Lance: *screaming in panic and fear*

[metronn]

i understand when people are like "bi lance can date girls don't hate on ships that have lance and a female character" and i totally get that like of course he can? but if it's not mentioned in the show that he's bi ever then it's not representation like if the show just mentioned he's bi, or had him flirt with a guy. that's it that's all i need idc who you ship him with but if y'all wanna have bi lance you gotta have him actually be bi

[fanart-rainbox]

good morning