Apr 4, 2020
*Group of teenage girls walk in*
Me: Prepare the Mac n Cheese!!
Associate 1: Get the strawberry banana smoothies ready!!
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Please tell me this is your store too 😭
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*Group of teenage girls walk in*
Me: Prepare the Mac n Cheese!!
Associate 1: Get the strawberry banana smoothies ready!!
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Please tell me this is your store too 😭
So we have this regular who we call Crazy Cab Lady (I don’t know why, that’s what I was told when I started). She comes in at least three times a week and gets the same thing.
She gets a UP2 with half Green Goddess Cobb salad and half Turkey Avocado BLT (BUT MAKE THE SANDWICH TO-GOOSHSJSGRDVSJ). No drink, but she still complains about not getting the pastry for 99 cents every. Single. Time. And she always wants the same pastry.
“A blueberry scone with the least amount of powdered sugar.” Its half and half. I can’t take it off. It was brushed on before it was baked.
She then proceeds to go to the pick up window and leeeeean over the counter, reach out her arm, and direct everything because she obviously knows where everything is and knows how to do the job better than the line workers who are paid to know it.
She also makes the other customers super uncomfortable all the time. She’ll come in, stand at the counter like she isnt about to order the exact same fucking thing, and try to make small talk with the other customers who are trying to figure out what they want. And it’s always compliments about Panera? Like, lady, you dont need to sell this place to them. They’re here. You’re going to make them either leave or end up eating YOU because they couldnt concentrate long enough to pick out a damn panini.
How convenient that when the egg cooker or the oven timers scream, people rush to their side happily like "oh ho ho, the pastries are done!", but when I scream, I'm "disrupting the flow of business" and "upsetting" customers
Am I the only one that gets annoyed when there’s the faint taste of onion on my chocolate chip bagel?
Panera!! Different slicer for savory bagels and sweet bagels please!!!
WAKE UP HUSTLERS LETS GET THIS im sorry ma’am we’re all out of bread at the moment, is an apple or a bag of chips ok for a side??
#1
one time when I first started working at panera a 50 year old man called me incompetent because we don't sell adult size peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
When I die and go to hell, mother bread will greet me at the doors of panera
