#panuna

[lilbeanz]

A very merry Christmas to the best discord server leader in the world from your secret santa🥰💝

[ace-t-fic]

Come get pansy she broke into my house and is crying hysterically.

Draco: How did you get into my house!?

Pansy: *passing Draco the doorknob* I knocked.

Draco: What the fuc-

Pansy: I lost it!

Draco: Lost what!?

Pansy: My mind, I don't know what to think anymore it's like my common sense goes completely out the window!

Draco: Pansy, calm down what are you talking about?

Pansy: You know she wants to adopt? That's not the problem but she want to change their name to moon child!

Draco: what!? Congratula-

Pansy: its such a stupid name, so fucking stupid but she looked me in my eyes Draco! And I just couldn't bring myself to tell the truth.

Draco: p-

Pansy: Now we're getting a cat and it's name is going to be Moonchild!!

Draco:..... get out

[ace-t-fic]

Romantics

Pansy: I came home one day and the living room was just Blanketed(!) In paint. My couch is soaked through the table is smudged and the carpet oh God the carpet was practically matted. Understandably I'm furious then Lune gets up from behind the couch with a canvas and holds it out to me. You know what she had the audacity to say to me? "I got you flowers".

Blaise: So you mean to tell me that painting in the foyer is not scribbles but flowers??

Pansy: *hissing* it's Avantgard Prick!