Crowley: Alright, who summoned me now?
Leland: That'd be me.
Crowley: Townsend, of course
Leland: Crowley, we're friends-
Crowley: I'd say more associates but go on
Leland: I need advice on how to take care of a problem that's getting in the way of my demonic agenda
Crowley: Listening
Leland: What do I do about Sam and Dean Winchester?
Crowley: You haven't actively antagonized them yet, have you?
Leland: Well...no, not yet but I'm willing to rain Hell down on them.
Crowley: Well, Leland, my advice is this and it's very simple - Run
Leland: Come again?
Crowley: The Winchesters are not like those church folks you screw around with, in fact if you appreciate living you won't poke that proverbial bear
Leland: I uh... already uh...sent some demons to go kill them
Crowley: Fantastic you've sealed your bloody fate, cupcake
Leland: How?
Crowley: The Winchesters are just going to kill you, at best they'll make it quick at worst you're gonna suffer
Leland: What if I hold a friend or loved one hostage
Crowley: Did that and they'll still just kill you
Leland: Is there any damn way to beat them!?
Crowley: Nope
