#parent natasha

[incorrectwandanat]

nat: hey, y/n, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

reader: what would it be like? inconvenient, mostly.

nat: no, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? you ever think about it?

reader: can’t really say I have.

nat: you know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

reader: sorry, nat. for what it's worth, i’m picturing them now. a boy and a girl. two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

[incorrectwandanat]

first time mom!wanda, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

first time mom!nat, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

responsible parent reader, running over to cover their kids eyes in horror: what the fuck are you guys doing?

wanda: teaching them systemic oppression.