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billy, crying: mama! i’m sleepy!
wanda: you cannot go to bed without finishing your homework!
tommy, wailing and turning to reader: please! help us!
reader from the other side of the kitchen table, sensing wanda’s glare on them: i’m sorry kiddo, last time i saved you from doing homework we all had to write sentences.
first time mom!wanda, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
first time mom!nat, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
responsible parent reader, running over to cover their kids eyes in horror: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wanda: teaching them systemic oppression.
