incorrectwandanat

“i don’t see how that’s a party.”

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started 11/12/23 ✨

a collection of incorrect quotes + blurbs surrounding the redheads.

both sfw and nsfw.

see tags for incorrect quotes.

blurbs masterlist:

<> natasha:

<> wanda:

<> wandanat:

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vision: hey, guys? can i get some dating advice?

clint and reader, both having been kicked out their homes for pranking laura and nat: just because we are married doesn’t mean we know how we did it.

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nat and supersoldier!reader on an undercover mission:

nat: this is an extremely high-profile mission, we are doing this by the book, i cannot have you terrorizing them.

reader: i would never!

nat: or threatening to tear his arms off if he calls me pretty.

reader: that happened one time.

nat: or hanging him from a window if he stares at my boobs.

reader: i solemnly promise that the man's feet will remain firmly on the ground.

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[the avengers sitting around, sharing stories.]

natasha: once i had a crush on someone and i didn't know how to handle it, so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti.

thor: woah.

reader: that’s so funny! once i went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti!

natasha: how fun! i have to go dig my grave, bye.

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wanda to reader after getting shown tiktok by the boys: and if you're gonna call me 'wife', make sure you put 'needy' in front of it.

wanda, walking away: my way, my way or the- are you coming?

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maria: can we talk about that message you sent to the entirety of shield?

reader: it was a critical update.

maria: it just said "i miss nat".

reader: the people needed to know.

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natasha, wearing a very dark grey instead of black:

reader: i see you're busting out the spring colors.

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billy, crying: mama! i’m sleepy!

wanda: you cannot go to bed without finishing your homework!

tommy, wailing and turning to reader: please! help us!

reader from the other side of the kitchen table, sensing wanda’s glare on them: i’m sorry kiddo, last time i saved you from doing homework we all had to write sentences.

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reader: are you blushing?

natasha: what? no.

reader: did i get the totally stoic nat to BLUSH??

natasha: it’s because it's cold.

reader: so it's the cold and not because i said "i love you and your adorable face"?

natasha, blushing harder:

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natasha: can you stop being sarcastic for one moment?

reader: i’m not sarcastic, i’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

natasha:

reader: i’m sleeping on the couch, i suppose.

natasha: looks like you’re intelligent after all!

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reader: hey, you know that i love you so much right?

natasha: oh my god, what did you do now?

reader: ...what do you mean? all i did was compliment you because you're an amazing person.

natasha: exactly. what did you do?

reader:

reader: i may have accidentally punched alexei in the face.

natasha: YOU WHAT?!

reader: yeah i know i’m sorry i-

natasha: no, don't be sorry, that's incredible news!

reader: i-babe?

natasha, muttering: that liar got fucking one upped, didn't he? let’s see how stuck up he sounds now.

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[the avengers are outside playing team sports]

steve: hey, are you upset that you're not on wanda and nat’s team?

reader: are you serious? have you ever seen them play?

meanwhile natasha, shouting at clint: FASTER, COME ON!

wanda: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FASTER MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST! COME ON!

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reader: if my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she's absolutely right.

tony, confused and concerned: wanda just asked you to kill a man?

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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

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reader: hey, did you change the wifi password?

natasha: oh yeah. now it’s the best moment of our lives, babe.

reader, typing: huh. didn't work though?

natasha: did you capitalize the 'w' in wedding?

reader, quickly erasing 'natasha buying that black lingerie set': yes, yes you're right.

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natasha: i have excellent observation skills. i am the black widow.

natasha: i can determine a person's character and emotions from a single glance-

clint: y/n is in love with you.

natasha: WHAT.

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steve: cut nat some slack, y/n, she's in love!

reader: that's not really my problem-

steve: she’s in love with you!

reader: oh.

reader: i will not deny that brings me in the loop a little.