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[bookcoversreview]

More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

Extract:

CHILD: Mummy, who was Hitler?

MOTHER: Hitler?

CHILD: Yeah. Who was he?

MOTHER: Erm, he was a very bad man from a long time ago.

CHILD: Oh. How bad?

MOTHER: He was like... he was like Voldemort.

CHILD: Oh! THat’s really, really bad.

MOTHER: Yes.

CHILD: (Pause) So, did Harry Potter kill Hitler, too?

[benfoolery-comic]

Beers o'clock Babies are the reason parents drink

[hollymarlow]

He's definitely, absolutely, totally not still sleepy... 😂🙈 . #parenthumor #parentinghumor #parentingwithhumor #parenthumour #parentinghumour #parentingwithhumour #momhumor #mumhumour #momhumour #parenting #adoption https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp7AbdRs2fq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hollymarlow]

Made sun-catchers with the children today, like some sort of wholesome crafty lady. Is this how midlife crises start? Will I be eating kale next? Exercising more? For the love of all things caffeinated, would someone please organise an intervention before this gets out of control?! . #parenthumor #parentinghumor #parentingwithhumor #parenthumour #parentinghumour #parentingwithhumour #momhumor #mumhumour #momhumour #parentingmemes #parenting #adoption #honestparenthood #parentingrealities https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5wqvpsxnM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hollymarlow]

When Jake creates art at nursery, his teacher takes it and sticks it in a book, which he'll bring home at the end of the school year. He seems to be annoyed that he can't bring it home straight away, so has started balling it up really small and hiding it in his pockets, to smuggle it home. Today's haul was quite impressive! 🤣 . #parenthumor #parentinghumor #parentingwithhumor #parenthumour #parentinghumour #parentingwithhumour #humour #humor #momhumor #mumhumour #momhumour #parentingmemes #parenting #adoption #adoptivefamily #adoptionbuiltus https://www.instagram.com/p/CpiO0OaMaK_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hollymarlow]

My son hollered for me at 4am, so I dragged my tired self through to him, and then he spent the next 20 minutes complaining that it's not fair that he has to go back to sleep when I'm awake. Dude, you woke me up!! 😂🙈 . #sleepdeprived #sleepthief #notenoughcaffeineintheworld #passthecaffeine #parentinghumour #parenthumour #parentinghumor #parenthumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnxmVaoLu_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hollymarlow]

Horrifying, but OK. . #funnykids #funny #parentingwithhumor #parentingwithhumour #parentinghumour #parentinghumor #parenthumour #parenthumor #kidssaythefunniestthings #funnythingskidssay #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9KzPcMF8x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hollymarlow]

My son woke up at 11pm and told me "I want to get up now. It can be morning time." Absolutely not, my sweet boy. Absolutely not!!! This is my "thank goodness I managed to persuade him to go back to sleep" face. I use it a lot. You don't want to see the face when I don't manage. It's a buzzkill. 😂 . #funny #parentingwithhumor #sleep #parentingwithhumour #parentinghumour #parentinghumor #parenthumour #parenthumor #kidssaythefunniestthings #funnythingskidssay #parenting #sleepthief #parentingstruggles #thestruggleisreal #parentingwin https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl7OdItI0U6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=