@parrotiny:
calm and assertive Andrew the Dog Trainer by Accident, cause all the neighbours ask him "how do you do it" when they see him walking his dog without a leash just fine and he looks at them w a blank & bored face and theyre like "i see" and since Neil&Andrew can afford a nicer area to live in, their neighbours are rich and spoiled as hell, which makes them just annoying enough for Andrew to start taking some of their dogs too while hes out anyway (also Neil agreed for him), and thats how it begins
Andrews for sure gonna be a pest about it though, so he comes at the most random and unfortunate times, lets say 2am just for kicks, sometimes right when he knows that the Johnsons are taking their nap between homeoffice hours, just to get their dogs, but the neighbours are thankful to be honest, cause "Daisy is so much more relaxed thanks to you Mr Minyard, we can't thank you enough" and Andrew will whistle for Daisy and turn around with a "Then don't" while getting the hell outta there
Me:
Andrew the Dog Whisper, can you even imagine. Dogs. Just. Love. Him. his own dogs listens to him better than Neil and Neil is always complaining. like that’s not fair. can you imagine andrew minyard surrounded by like 10 dogs just walking down the neighborhood, what a sight!
“oh, hey who walks your dog?”
“you that short guy whose always smoking on the porch down the street?”
“That retired exy goalkeeper?”
“Yeah, him”
also can you imagine these dogs just running away from their home to andrew’s home because they like him so much. (like huskies are really good escape artists, so andrew has like three huskies on the front porch waiting for him and neil opens the door and is like ‘andrew it’s for you’
