#part idk

[aamtreeanalogy]

english teacher: i won't continue teaching, if you don't stop eating shivam

shivam: do y'all want her to continue?

(people whispering and saying "no")

shivam: okay cool *continues to eat*

OUR TEACHER WAS FURIOUS

[aventurineswife]

Reader: Do I at least have a chance to explain myself?

Boothill: This is America, so nope!

Reader: This isn't America, this is PENACONY!

[ddysgirl6]

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[love-me-a-lotta-whump]

Whumpers

What we say: In that line of work, it's unrealistic how rarely he's harmed.

What we mean: *shaking with a twitching eye* Just...just hurt him please.

[aamtreeanalogy]

my next roll number brings a photo of ganesh on every exam and right before the teacher starts distributing the question paper, he joins his hands, closes his eyes and starts murmuring at 3x speed about maybe some mantra or god knows what and as the teacher gives the first person in the row the bunch of question papers and tells them to pass it back... i need to give the question paper to him but he just continues praying then also, so i have to keep one for him on his table and extend my hand as far as possible to give it to the person behind him without getting up from my seat and every single fucking time, no matter which invigilator is there, he/she always side eyes me (THEY SHOULD SIDE-EYE THE GUY WHO BELIEVES IN GOD MORE THAN HE BELIEVES IN HIMSELF SECONDS BEFORE THE EXAM)

[love-me-a-lotta-whump]

Whumpers:

Person: Oh but you've already seen that movie.

Whumper: It's cool I'll watch it again.

Person: No lets do one we both haven't seen.

Whumper: *thinking* There's good whump in this movie, dammit.

Whumper: It's really good, though.

[love-me-a-lotta-whump]

Whumpers

Character: I can't let you hurt him!

Whumpers: WHY NOT?!!!