#part shitpost

[tare-anime]

Yor has every reason to be afraid of bugs. Especially Southern area's bug, which can be so poisonous, they can even harm the supposedly immune body of hers.

And thus, Yor dress accordingly. Protecting as much skin as possible, including protecting the most delicate skin part of her neck

And Hemlock has the audacity to remove her protective scarf 😡😡😡

If Yor ever get bitten by poisonous bugs, I'm gonna blame ya!!! 😡😡🔪🔪🔪

If Yor gonna get sick (high fever) when she got home until she deliriously kiss her husband, and then collapse and then make Loid has to take full care of her.... and thus giving us a TwiYor sickfic fluffiness....

Well....errr..... I'm conflicted in blaming ya 😲😲, but.... it's still not a nice thing to do!! Grrrr 😡😡🔪🔪

[knightly-bastard]

*drops this on the table for you Clance fans*

Gay people

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Jonathan Crane is a master manipulator and I feel like this is severely understated in comics. For example, he might pray on the mentally ill to work for him, in exchange for free meds and therapy. Sounds like a good idea, right? Turns out the medication is just a vial of fear toxin. And the therapy? Well, remember when he threw a box of spiders on a girl to ride her of her fear? Yeahhhh......

And like, he knows how to use your words against you, making it seem like he knows what you’re thinking and going to say next.  Gaslight. Gatekeep Spookboss.

[asocial-inkblot]

F*CK YUE

That’s it. I just wanted to silently scream that. Because I’m wack. She should have screamed that at the top of her lungs at everyone who was in the North Pole at the time of her death though. You know, for basically coercing her into a suicide mission.

[star-the-honeybun]

big brain idea

crosspronouns

shit like he/her/themself

[transmascgerudo]

every time a fanfic describes Revali's feathers as navy blue I am like, damn, the Royal Navy got to Hyrule too? sorry about that one, boys

[puppy-faggot]

Not gonna lie, I reject my humanity too if it meant getting the male body I always wanted.