#partially joking

[elkwyre]

i have a weird freaked out sacrilegious lottie matthews porn fic i want to write but yall have got to be very open minded.

[shrimpyfellow]

“Mojo is an abusive father!” Maybe the rrb just suck. Maybe that’s the case? Ever thought of that?? That ever crossed your mind?????

I’m tired of the slander he’s trying his best

[onceknownfriend]

Okay but why is the new Lego Batman game a more fun Batman story than almost anything else in the last few years?

[confusedhockeyslut]

at the risk of sounding insane

based on IG stories i don’t think edm polycule has spent more than 2 weeks in a row apart for the past 2 years like at this point i think the bond sickness thing might be real

(good news it’s been 2 weeks and they’re reunited again in ontario)

[hazbinheadcanon]

hc #15

If he saw THOSE cooking reels with white women making shit with velveeta cheese, uncooked pasta and ground beef in a casserole pan (I hope y’all know what I’m talking abt), Alastor would have an aneurism and fucking die for the second time.

[moviesforgirls]

born to be stone butch forced to say "did you read the new chainsaw man chapter yet?"

[your-resident-bimbo]

I got to keep the 3d printed model of my teeth after my crown was put on. What if I made Hayden sign them?

[jadedanshi]

You know Ace’s parents hated him when they decided to name him Bartholomew