Apr 30, 2024
blazeybutt. Blazimus. Blazer. A-blaze-ing. How are those?
Blazer sounds exactly how I'd name my own personal brand of vape. Get me some of those Blazers to blaze
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blazeybutt. Blazimus. Blazer. A-blaze-ing. How are those?
Blazer sounds exactly how I'd name my own personal brand of vape. Get me some of those Blazers to blaze
Ping. Ping ping. ::Sorry I asked about your function and stuff, Megatron, I get that's not exactly an appropriate question these days. So, like, what do you do? Are you loaded?::
« Loaded? Like a gun? »
Megatron squints.
« I'd like to say I'm retired, but a lot of my time is spent between writing, upkeeping my ship, and setting up fuel operations on refugee worlds. »
Heyyy, you look like a real chump- I mean. A nice bot with a nice eye for quality. Wanna buy some mousepads? They look nice and can protect your wrists!
Hmmm... You know, normally, I'd be all for it, but I'm not about to put things down for my mice! I already have enough glitchmice as it is, I don't want to attract more.
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What do the mousepads look like?
What's your routine? Your finish looks pretty sleek.
Ah, now that's a closely guarded secret. But I will tell you that it involves a very specific brand of carnauba wax, several pelvic mirrors, and the last time I did lay out all the steps for another bot, they cried.
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7/10
Only 7? I have some of the best thighs around!
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I have never heard about a “professional” partybot. Times change, it seems, and new professions are born.
My name is Shockwave. I am a full time scientist without payment.
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"Fuck this plant!"
Kicks a plant over.
"Laundry is awful!"
Throws a bunch of laundry on the wire into mud.
"Paperwork sucks ass!"
Knocks datapads out of Ultra Magnus' hands.
Hey handsome, you come here often? To Tumblr?
Firstly thank you for calling me that! Secondly I come to Tumblr all the time, just haven't been back reading or posting or talking or...Anything, you could even say I've just been haunting the place I once dwelled....
Or I could just be saying that because it’s appropriately spooky!