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  indie idw1 rodimus / 18+ 

[rodimii]

rules | about

main verse: is flexible. generally rodimus will be aboard lost light as its captain/co-captain, but muses from different timelines in the same verse will be interacted with based on their verse. rodimus can travel from one location to another regardless with his rodpod.

indie selective idw1 rodimus. multi-ship / multi-verse / oc friendly.

18+ minors do not follow/interact.

if you wanna reply to an ask please make a seperate post and tag me in it/or reply and I will turn it into a thread.

personals will be blocked upon reblogging my posts.

threads are for mutuals only, but asks are welcome by anyone.

other blogs: shockwave | starscream 

[mastermegatron]

@rodimii replied to your post:

need someone to incubate these eggs I have

​He doesn't want anything to do with this.

[rodimii]

He will do anything you want if you just lay on these eggs for a bit come on man

[rodimii]

"Won't you even ask how come I look this flashy despite my self destructive life style? Oh and for the record, the aim is not to self destruct, it is adrenaline. Let that be known."

[cantbuffthis]

"If this is just your way of asking me to dissect you — for funsies — then fine. Get on the slab."

He gives him a slow once-over. "Flashy certainly is one word for it. I find your paint job to be rather tacky."

[rodimii]

"Those specific set of words did not come out of my mouth, and nowhere was dissection even remotely implied. This says more about you than me, doc."

But far be it from him to claim indulgence in a dangerous life and then chicken out on something equally dangerous but done within a controlled environment. The control simply increases the danger but alas. He will find himself sitting on the said slab regardless, face about to flash his cockiest smirk until it is called... tacky. He looks unimpressed at the fact that he is unimpressive in the doctor's eyes. "So how would you repair the 'tackiness'?"

[rodimii]

"Why polish yourself if you're gonna get dirty again? It's the same logic! So it can continue the cycle of break and repair. Just like I do."

[cantbuffthis]

A roll of his optics. "I polish myself because I refuse to remain damaged. You, on the other hand, seem quite content to make a lifestyle out of it. There is a difference between maintenance and self-sabotage."

[rodimii]

"Won't you even ask how come I look this flashy despite my self destructive life style? Oh and for the record, the aim is not to self destruct, it is adrenaline. Let that be known."

[cantbuffthis]

@rodimii replied:

If I love suffering and need a doctor?

​"Treatment might be counterproductive in your case."

[rodimii]

"Why polish yourself if you're gonna get dirty again? It's the same logic! So it can continue the cycle of break and repair. Just like I do."

[rodimii]

...I will hear you out but don't make it sound too tempting, yeah? You're not exactly known for being the most trustyworthy guy around. I need some room to negotiate.

[photobombingcryptid]

I am rather surprised of this claim, but alas what I can do about it. No point in digging in who's told you that.

I don't just agree through the word of mouth. I've got contracts, several pages long and with enough law jargoon that would make Ultra Magnus blush. I stick to it and I expect the same from you.

So, now that's out of the way, those eggs. Pre-inflation price, supply runs every three months. That's what I can offer from my end.

[rodimii]

Something about impressions if I had to guess. Well that's good to hear, bunch of less gibberish documents for me to worry about. I'm not a rule follower as per my reputation but I can honor our agreement for cheaper eggs. Crew comes first after all. Still, sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?

[rodimii]

Never said I was in charge of accounting but 200% still sounds a lot awful. We can't even get no eggs aboard these days.

[photobombingcryptid]

Alright. I know a way of securing eggs that doesn't involve 200% inflation on them.

It's quite a good deal.

[rodimii]

...I will hear you out but don't make it sound too tempting, yeah? You're not exactly known for being the most trustyworthy guy around. I need some room to negotiate.

[photobombingcryptid]

@rodimii how will this affect the egg prices

You run Lost Light, don't you?

You're loaded. You can afford a 200% inflation rate on eggs.

[rodimii]

Never said I was in charge of accounting but 200% still sounds a lot awful. We can't even get no eggs aboard these days.

[forgedcold]

rat boy autumn is here

"There are no seasons in deep space."

[rodimii]

"Oh yeah? Then why am I rat boying?"

[rodimii]

hell yeah

[forgedcold]

@rodimii

He isn't responding to that. When he asked for a report, he wasn't looking for a report on the United States' energy infrastructure. His mistake for being vague; it won't happen again.

[rodimii]

I sent you my reports please respond.

[rodimii]

[rodimii]

"Oooh look at me I'm Megatron and I cut myself on my edge because I wanted to pitch the balls but they would only let me catch them."

[mastermegatron]

Exasperated, Megatron pinches the bridge of his nose. "I can do both you ridiculous fool. The Mets — their catcher broke his hand. I'd fill in. It isn't about anything else."

[rodimii]

"When you offered to explain that joke to me you should have been prepared for what's to come. This is entirely on you, Pitchy Meggy."

[rodimii]

Itching for a fight? Or should I say... pitching for a fight? Or, no wait that's not... catching for a fight?

[mastermegatron]

"I think you should stop talking."

[rodimii]

"Oooh look at me I'm Megatron and I cut myself on my edge because I wanted to pitch the balls but they would only let me catch them."

[mastermegatron]

How does anyone understand Rodimus when he talks.

[rodimii]

Itching for a fight? Or should I say... pitching for a fight? Or, no wait that's not... catching for a fight?

[rodimii]

Megatron doesn't wear clothes, he walks around... naked.

[rodimii]

@convenientkeystorage

Please don’t give yourself concussive brain damage. NyQuil exists for a reason.

Ni... killi? Is it some kind of device to drill holes up to 5 walls at a time? That's totally my goal here!