#partytimez

[canoncalled]

sorry if I’ve sent this in before but I’m Wade Wilson/Deadpool from marvel comics looking for Peter Parker! I’m pretty sure him and I were dating at some point. I’m 16 so please no adults. Feel free to hit me up anytime, I’d love to talk 🖤

[cacti-and-cats]

my damm queue is empty

anyway. here are some things from canon i remember, aka, things that positively freak my bean when i reflect upon the fact that they’re canon:

two eyes and hair, yes, let’s cover the basics

i call my partner “bunny” holy shit. like. of all the gooey pet names you coulda gone with, you went with one that i actually call them. thank you Lord

steven eugene carlsberg asking “is it me? am i the good boy?” in complete sincerity

*thinks about living with abby n janice before she met steve for half a second* aaA A AAA AAAAA

augh mom :C

my keys WERE next to the lucky cat!

the jukebox that would not stop playing mr brownstone

the entire holiday bonus episode.... i cant always keep up with my partner, physically or otherwise, and thats okay and i love them all the more for our differences

singing to fey

being a big dumb idiot and not knowing how to lock the door to my booth

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mmmmmm hopefully i wont know in canon what i now know from readin this book because i dont think i can handle hearing my reaction to thiiiiiisss

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~*~FOR CONTEXT~*~ since i NEED to keep talking, i NEED to record this since thats what i DO:

there’s a parallel dimension that seeped into the main timeline where

god i cant even say it i hate this!!!!

carlos never existed and i had a brother instead of a sister who judged me and horrified me and never made me feel like i was worth being proud of and just the first bit of that is enough to be too much. i cant. i cant deal with that. an empty house. i wont. that wasnt mine.

“my life” by billy joel is playing in another room so ill be okay. fuc you finknor

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i cant trust my writers a lick like how can i like my canon when it’s divergent to fuck and betrays me at every turn

who decided it was okay to have something so sweet out of context be in something so horrible

and with this being the sweetest Thing since the wedding episode, i? cant believe everyone is okay with this? like who do i turn to, what do i lean on?

the only salvation is the live episodes but i cant comfortably listen to those either because i JUST GOT BACK HERE! HOW CAN I BE SURE IT’S OKAY

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hey no offence but who decide this was okay

i love the imagery of kissing his hair that’s perfect even when matted and asymmetrical from sleep or whatever, but? in context? i wanna die?

i filled up this queue and i JUST decided it was comforting to listen to this again. i JUST relaxed. it’s like getting a pool prepped for summer and diving in and it being too cold and getting pneumonia and hating all pools for yet another season

i just wanna like Being This again

[poprewind]

Party Timez! #pokemongo #pokemon #pokemonday #videogames #partytimez #pikachu

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nice