Zelda Villain Minecraft Headcanons ✨
Ghirahim 🗡
- He thought the game sounded dumb at first. He couldn’t see the point of a game where you could do whatever you wanted and the main “goal” was never necessary. Still, he decided to give it a shot.
- Him and the other villains all have themselves as their skins.
- His first priority on any new world is always diamond / netherite everything.
- He loves cave mining and LOVES the Nether. It reminds him of home <3
- He thinks striders are genuinely cute but would rather die than admit that to anyone.
- He also enjoys the Aether mod every now and then.
- If he discovers the build he spent hours on isn’t perfectly symmetrical he’ll kill everyone in the room and then himself.
- Skipped the End Poem almost immediately because he thought it was just credits.
- He has INSANE luck finding structures. Like Dream speedrun levels of luck. What the hell.
Zant 💫
- He loves the End and Endermen for obvious reasons.
- He once made the mistake of hitting a villager in front of an iron golem. Never again.
- He fully believes Herobrine exists and nothing can convince him otherwise.
- His Ender pearl aim is on POINT.
- He is currently amassing an army of axolotls.
- He plays with low brightness and then goes mining with not enough / no torches like a maniac.
- He normally uses a lot of grey, black, and blue in his builds. He loves the look of soul lanterns so his bases are usually covered with them.
- Read through like half the End Poem then got bored and skipped it.
- Never ever EVER let him have commands.
Vaati 🌪
- He builds 90% of all his bases on floating islands or just in the sky. Y’know. To flex.
- He’s fascinated by redstone because of all the things it can do but isn’t very good at it.
- He leaves the leaves of trees floating like the little bastard he is.
- Thinks the phantoms are actually super cool (at least design-wise) and wishes they were tameable / rideable.
- He’s basically the living embodiment of the ‘Get the fuck outta my room I’m playin Minecraft’ kid.
- Got up and made a sandwich during the End Poem.
- Has one cat. It sits in the corner he carefully nudged it into and has not moved since.
Octavo 🎸
- Obviously loves the music. Hates hates HATES the cave noises.
- If his inventory isn’t always perfectly sorted he Will Die.
- When he learned there were music discs in the game he wanted one so so badly and was so excited when he finally found one. It was 13. That jukebox went out the window, and the other villains taunt him about it to this day.
- His bases usually have a little note block doorbell. It’s the only bit of semi-complex redstone he’s any good with.
- He unironically listens to the parodies and knows every word to all of them.
- Hasn’t been to the End yet and so hasn’t seen the End Poem.
- Has too many cats. They’re everywhere. Every single one has a unique name. Oh Hylia.
Astor 🔮
- Like Ghirahim, he thought the game sounded really stupid until the other villains finally convinced him to try it.
- He still probably plays the least out of all of them though.
- He plays on hardcore mode for bragging points but cheats by making a bajillion backups.
- Shares Vaati’s opinion on phantoms.
- He goes *all out* on the enchanting room. He’s aware the effectiveness of bookshelves caps after a certain amount but that doesn’t stop him. Thought you were just gonna put silk touch on your spare pickaxe? Good luck navigating the goddamn Library of Alexandria lmaooo.
-He slaughters every other animal he comes across but refuses to kill pigs.
- The only villain that sat through and actually read the entire End Poem.
- Once he found an amethyst geode,,,,,,,,,,, HOO BOY.
