#pastryimp talks

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V poly RadioHuskerDust where the only thing Alastor and Angel Dust agrees on is Husk being one of the best things that has ever happened in their lives/afterlives.

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You ever have a dream about characters and then end up shipping them?

Well, last night my brain introduced me to: Asmodeus x Sir Pentious x Fizzarolli

Idk how or why but now it’s in my life.

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Husk: A whole separate building..?

Alastor: Yes

Husk: This seems like a whole lot of trouble to go through

Husk: What the hell did we even do to deserve being isolated like this?

Alastor: Oh, it’s the harlottetry for me

Alastor: It’s the satan awfully loud impact play in 3am for me

Alastor: It’s the fact that i’m now well aware that Angel Dust has a daddy kink for me

Husk: You can stop…

Alastor: You two didn’t feel the need to stop in the closet so i won’t actually

Alastor: It’s the fact that you do a very poor job at hiding your limp for me

Alastor: It’s also being subjected to Angel Dust’s atrociously colorful bedroom vocabulary for me

Husk: Okay, I get it!

Husk: We’ll be quite for now on!

Alastor: Oh, i know very well that Angel Dust is incapable of that

Alastor: Now, soundproof your rooms or it’s the separate building for you

Alastor: Are we on the same page, husker old friend?

Husk: *sighs* Yeah

Alastor: Wonderful

Alastor: Now, would you care for some coffee?

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Sir Pentious: ….Did you order a pizza?

Husk: Yeah

Sir Pentious: So you found a phone but instead of calling for help to escape me, your ever so evil kidnapper, you ordered a pizza?

Husk: Are you mad because I used your card?

Sir Pentious: …. YoU UsEd My CaRd?!

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I might of missed something but I don’t understand why Sir Pentious’ hat has a eye & mouth.

Was there’s a memo I didn’t get?

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A crack hc of mine is that Alastor would give a knife to children if they asked politely.

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Okay hear me out:

BlueberryHuskerDust - Angel Dust x Husk x 2p!Alastor

2p!Alastor pops up and is almost immediately enamored with Husk and Angel Dust is just like: bish tf???

But some stuff happens and the three ends up as boyfriends

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Fae Hotel:

• hazbin hotel / helluva boss but with fae instead of demons and angels •

Charlie is trying to help better Blood Court Fae as the Court has gotten to be pretty much the worst of the worst so bad the Seelie Fae has resorted to sending Seelie Fae to annually slaughter as much of the population as they can once every year.

Out of a heartbroken desperation to stop the slaughter of the Blood Court Charlie created a hotel specifically designed to help reform the Blood Court Fae.

It hasn’t been a success in current times but after certain events with a Fae referred to as the Radio Demon maybe Charlie can finally do what she set out to do?