You know for a guy who couldn't physically feel anything for like 99.9% of the series, he is surprisingly horny. Especially considering the first thing he thought of when he could finally feel was, "Wow. I can feel you. Wanna go bang?"
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You know for a guy who couldn't physically feel anything for like 99.9% of the series, he is surprisingly horny. Especially considering the first thing he thought of when he could finally feel was, "Wow. I can feel you. Wanna go bang?"
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BALDUR'S GATE III
elixit of bloodlust — astarion ancunin
elixir of fire resistance — karlach cliffgate
elixir of arcane cultivation — gale dekarios
elixir of viciousness — shadowheart hallowleaf
elixir of radiant resistance — raphael
DC
cream soda — dick grayson
diazepam syrup — harley quinn
cheerwine — jason todd
mountain dew kickstart — wally west
LOVE AND DEEPSPACE
frozen espresso — zayne li
sauvignon blanc — xavier shen
chardonnay — rafayel qi
gin fizz — sylus qin
apple cider — caleb xia
MARVEL
o'harren's scotch — matt murock
root beer float — peter parker
shasta cola — peter quill
grasshopper — mantis
MISC.
aviation gin — bradley bradshaw
tang — ryland grace
pepsi blue — mark grayson
drink me potion — alice liddell
mellow yellow — eddie munson
hanky panky — andrew neiman
tru: blood — eric northman
jose cuervo — javier peña
jager — phil wenneck
liquid death — everlark
UNIVERSES
zangke — avatar
campari — jennifer's body
monster energy — monster high
deer blood — twilight
butterbeer — wizarding world
I was reminded of my love for Patch Cipriano and it got me thinking on who would be perfect to play Patch in a live action movie.
This man ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Now I want to reread the Hush Hush series and imagine Noah Sebastian as Patch.
(And write my own fallen angel fic inspired by Noah).
“Guard your body.” His smile tipped higher. “I take my job seriously, which means I’m going to need to get acquainted with the subject matter on a personal level.”
omg i cannot believe it!!! i had to leave it behind ❤️🩹 but had to have some pictures
Nora: Excuse me, I demand your undivided attention. Patch: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.
Just been reminded that one of the sluttiest things a man can do is where a silver chain around their neck, peaking out from a black t-shirt.
Edward Cullen: ACTUALLY depressed, old fashioned- but only in beliefs, stares at butterflies, will kill himself if anything happens to Bella, music kid
Patch Cipriano: Certified Bad Boy, LATINO, smoker, gambler, boxer, will kill someone else if anything happens to Nora, will brood- but only to look cool. In reality he's just thinking about going home and napping
Varen Nethers: Just a Guy™ facing Guy™ problems, says he's going home to brood but just plays video games on full volume, old fashioned- but only in practice, extremely tender and is content just staring at Isobel, resident poet, damsel in distress