Hush, Hush

Things definitely heard in Coldwater, Maine.

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Nora: Can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective? Scott: [crouches] Vee: [kneels] Patch: [squats] Nora: I hate you all.

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Scott: I’m such a hopeless bromantic. Nora: Uh, what? Scott: Like, high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.

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Nora: What did you two do? Scott: Vee: Nora: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Scott: We should be partners. Nora: Like, partners in crime? Scott: …Yeah, that’s what I meant.

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Marcie: Pick a number from 1 to 50. Vee: 20. Marcie: We won’t speak for 20 days. Vee: No, please! Let me pick again. Marcie: Okay, fine. Vee: 50.

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Scott: The morning has always been a mystery to me. Because I wake up at 3pm.

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Nora: Are you in my house? Scott: Please. I haven’t snuck into your house for weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

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Marcie: [holding up a shoe] Red carpet insole. Marcie: Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.

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Scott: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back. Patch: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.

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Nora: I hope something good happens. Scott: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

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Marcie: This is my wall of inspirational women. Nora: Is that a picture of you? Marcie: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Nora: If I died, how much would you miss me? Patch: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Nora: You know what really hurts? I thought you were a good person. Dante: Well that’s entirely on you because I’ve given you absolutely no reason to think well of me.

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Nora: What are some good responses for being stabbed? Vee: “Rude!” Scott: “Not again.” Patch: “Are you going to want this back?”

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Vee: I came at you with raw feeling. Rixon: You grabbed my dick and hissed at me.

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Vee: Can we have a birthday cake? Nora: But it’s not your birthday. Vee: The cake won’t know.

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[before Dante’s betrayal] Patch: Have you heard from Nora? Scott: I’m sure she’s fine. I left her with Dante. Patch: Those two sentences don’t go together.