Dec 26, 2017
PATIENT QUOTES
Patient: Yo doc, ask me how long I’ve had a weak back for.
Me: How long have you had a weak back for?
Patient: Oh you know, started about a week back. HAHAHAHA.
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PATIENT QUOTES
Patient: Yo doc, ask me how long I’ve had a weak back for.
Me: How long have you had a weak back for?
Patient: Oh you know, started about a week back. HAHAHAHA.
PATIENT QUOTES
Me (to gunshot victim patient): Sir, have your testicles always been this big?
Patient (smooth): ...
Me: Are you sure? *removes blanket to reveal extremely large scrotal hematoma*
Patient: MY BALLS!!!!!
PATIENT QUOTES
Me: (enters room)
Patient: Did you just walk out of Grey’s Anatomy?
Me: Who me?
Patient: Dr. GQ over here...