#patokapal

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teaching Jumin brainrot speak.

Jumin: Chat, these stocks are maybe a 6 level Ohio gyatt. Not very skibidi rizz for the C&R. We should look into more opportunities that will lend us Livvy Dunn level 10 gyatts instead.

Jaehee: MR HAN I AM BEGGING YOU SEIZE THIS

Jumin: C&R is a company that strives to on the same level as the new generations and upcoming investors. We need to have W rizz.

Jaehee: Mr Han…..

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chewing on V like hes a chew toy

I don't imagine he would stop you from doing that, either. Jihyun isn't the type to bite, but that doesn't mean he'll stop you from trying that out for size. He might stare at you, incredulous, as you firmly plant a bite mark on his shoulder, but he'll be too stunned to say anything to you. He's certainly not bothered by it, but he didn't expect you to be the type to treat him like your favorite toy. Love comes in all kinds of shapes, forms, and sizes, and it appears yours come in the form of a desire to express cuteness aggression.

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you can drink SEVENSTAR DRINK. only once. before you melt into mush.

Saeyoung's paying you to say that, isn't he?

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sudden red lipstick kiss attack with V or Saeran and Ray from their MCs. discuss.

Jihyun won't see it coming. But, that's to your advantage. He likes being doted on, much to his own amazement after having spent so many years denying himself the opportunity to enjoy a gentle touch.

The thing is, he wouldn't think about you wearing lipstick at the time, so if you decided to surprise him with a dozen kisses at the party, he would be none the wiser to the fact that he looks like he’s had a good time with you. It's not such a bad thing, though, to see him smile and enjoy himself without realizing everyone can see it. For a guy who has become used to of eyes on his back, it's a leap in development to see him not think twice. People might chuckle at the sight of him, but he won't think about it.

He'll hold your hand and gush at the party about how good things are going for the two of you. Sure, he might turn red in the face when the next person he comes across tells him he's covered in stains, but he'll be happier for it. "Oh, I don't mind. I'm happy to know I'm loved, even if my partner wants to tease me."

See, with Ray, he would be exhilarated by the kisses. He wants to be able to kiss you more than anything in the world, but he's afraid that you don't want to do that with him. It's why he holds back, why he's unable to think past his fear and insecurity, but if you're able to make the first move when he's in a good place, he'll be floored... and while he won't want to leave you after you share kiss after kiss, he knows he would have to leave for work.

Believers would stare at him until he got back to his room, but that's not unusual for him. He knows that people gawk at him for the way he dresses and for the power he has at the Savior's side, but this guy would never once suspect that the reason they're staring is because you marked him with your lips.

He might never want to scrub his face ever again because you let your mark claim him... of course, the best way to convince him to wash it off is to offer to replace those marks again.

Suit Saeran has the same logic, if you ask me, even if you got the chance to pepper his face in kisses and he didn't blow up on you for doing so, he wouldn't have any idea that you left a mark on him. He would be too caught in his emotions to think straight, and I know no believer is going to stand there and tell him that his face looks like he found himself on the receiving end of a paint brush.

But, unlike Ray, he would scold you over the phone for doing that to him. How dare you mark him and try to prove you're stronger than he is! How dare you imply that he's not the strongest and that your lips prove that you can undermine his authority! Next time, he'll mark up your face in the same way, so hand over that tube of gloss!

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making dumb dad jokes just to see V smile 😔😔

No, because Jihyun has a ridiculous sense of humor and he hasn't had the opportunity to laugh in years. It's not that he hasn't had the ability to laugh, it's more-so that he won't let himself laugh. It doesn't seem fair to be happy when he's staring a calamity he's certain he's created. If they can't laugh, it doesn't seem fair to laugh himself.

But, through his recovery, he's able to accept his shortcomings and put himself out there again to enjoy positive emotions again. There's nothing wrong with laughing and his letting his guard down. He isn't in a life or death struggle anymore, he can ask for help when he's in need of it, and he can communicate what he wants and doesn't want. He's able to see things for what they are, and people can see inside of his heart rather than just what's on the surface.

People get to see Jihyun Kim for who he is underneath all the pain and insecurity. Someone who has a dream who expressing his heart on a canvas, someone who has a goofy admiration for cacti and his entire balcony is covered in them, and someone who laughs while his nose crinkles every time you say, "My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was on the house."

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i think we should put Saeyoung and Jumin in a box and shake it

I don't think it's working, unfortunately. We'll keep trying to hype up this get-along box until they learn how to make nice with each other! Jumin has to come around sooner or later when he realizes Saeyoung is actually a good kitty.

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do you think it would’ve fixed it all if Rika and Jaehee kissed

I think women kissing could solve a lot of problems.

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ive been paid off by God 707 to be a permanent nuisance. you’re welcome