What if Mr. WPNZ Met 'Human' Puzzles in his prime?
And how would that have changed Guns N Puzzles? (short hypothetical story)
Some events in this story are acutally somewhat canon, but the scenario with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp is not. credit to @ent0morii for the art that is used in this post, and also because it helped inspire this little story.
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Let's assume for a second events happen basically about the same, but 'Human' Puzzles body stays fully intact by the events of Guns N Puzzles
Then move onto the fight between Puzzles and WPNZ, inside the TV Landscape.
Mr. WPNZ Is confused cause he genuinely thought Puzzles was a regular human, just with a few weird features, he looks around the area he found himself in.
However instead of finding a room full of TV's it's a proper TV Studio, with movie posters lining the walls, he's alone there with Toomp, Toomp tries to touch one of the posters, but he's pulled inside, WPNZ follows him.
And their taken back to a memory, they see Patrick in his youth having an argument with his father, they then get shot out once the memory ends.
Mr. WPNZ and Toomp, decide they need to check out the other posters, because it's clear their missing something.
The two enter each poster one at a time, seeing Patrick throughout his entire life, they see the type of person he really was.
A cold man towards everyone, a very easily hotheaded director, who sees even the most little mistakes, as something to hit people over.
As they enter each poster, the lights inside the studio their inside, slowly go out one by one, with each memory seen.
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They see him build a robot.
Once they saw the memory of him building the robot, in the middle of the studio with the brightest light, they see the robot's body slowly formed standing in the middle of the spotlight.
They see him interact with the robot, the robot is the one thing he treats nicely, the one thing he treats like an equal, a friend, they see the bound between Patrick and the machine, they also see things from the machine's perspective, how it slowly begins to think it's not only human, but also begins to think it's Patrick.
They see the glitches get worse, but Patrick seemingly is too blind to notice.
Then they get to the final poster, only two lights left on, one light where the poster is, and one shining on the robot, the robot at this point is fully built and now is wearing the outfit they now recognize as Patrick's.
Mr. WPNZ And Toomp take a breath, before stepping inside.
They then see it, the final memory of Patrick.
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Patrick: "I just need more time, I know I can pay them back, they just need to give me more time, screw my god damn employees I've given them everything, and they left me in my time of need?! I never asked for much, I just wanted them todo their god damn jobs correctly!"
The Machine: "Hey there friend! funny little dot on your chest! Are you trying something new?"
Patrick: turns to look at the machine with a confused expression, but still trying to smile for his one true friend.
"red dot on my chest what are you tal-"
And with that, a loud bang could be heard, Patrick looks down and slowly pats his chest, his hand is blood covered, and he sees a hole in his chest directly where his heart is.
Patrick: "Ah."
Mr. WPNZ And Toomp step closer, as they see the machine walk up to Patrick, Patrick keeps a smile on his face as he looks up at the machine, slowly rubbing his blood covered hand across it's screen face.
Patrick: "H-Hey, it's okay... It's okay, I'm still smiling buddy, I'll be okay... I just need a little... nap okay?"
The machine watches the light leave Patrick's eyes, and it glitches out heavily.
The Robot: "vital signs, gone, vital signs gone, owner dead? Patrick dead? no Patrick is right here, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, I'm Patrick, no Patrick is dead, no I'm Patrick, system... error, rebooting."
They see the entire event play out, the machine recalibrating and with a quick update, it's set in it's thought that, it's Patrick, and it sees skin as just 'clothes'
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They both are then are shot out before they see too much, but they do see the machine dig it's hands into Patrick's chest before they are back in the now pitch black stuido.
Aside from that one final light, with the machine suddenly missing, they walk up to the area the machine was.
Mr. WPNZ: "... so he was..."
"How could I have not noticed? he... He never was a per-"
Before WPNZ Could finish his thought he's suddenly Punched and Toomp grabs him and helps him stand back up.
Then they see it walking into the spotlight is Mr. Puzzles or rather, the machine that convinced itself it was him.
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Mr. Puzzles soon smiles as he opens up his arms widely and starts laughing loudly, his laughter get's louder, more intense, but as he laughs harder, blood could be seen leaking thru the slit thru the middle of his face.
And it's not too long before the face opens and he slowly starts crying, from just one of his eyes, his 'mouth' was dripping.
"My name is."
"My name is."
"My name is."
"My name is."
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"Am I a monster?"
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"Am I a monster?"
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"Am I a monster?"
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"Who Really Am I?"
The machine holds onto both sides of it's face and laughs as sparks comes out thru the blood stained face.
"I'M PATRICK GIGAWATTSON, I'M MR. PUZZLES, I'M HUMAN! YOUR NO FRIEND OF MINE, YOUR JUST MISTAKES, WORTHLESS MISTAKES, WORTHLESS CRIMINALS, I WON'T LET YOU TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME."
"I WON'T LET HER DIE!"
"I WON'T LET HER DIE!"
"I WON'T LET HER DIE AND LOSE HER LIKE GOD DAMN PATRICK!"
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But letting thoes words slip made him freeze, as the light above him turned off.
Leading to Mr. Puzzles proceeded to beat both Toomp and Mr. WPNZ within inches of their lives, before evicting them from the 'TV World'
And that's where Guns & Puzzles Continues as normal, for the most part, but in that moment, where Mr. WPNZ was about to kill Mr. Puzzles, he tells him
"your an emotionless freak of a machine, it's your fault Patrick is dead, you don't deserve any friends, you aren't a human, your a god damn freakshow! A cold unfeeling machine!"
Before Mr. Puzzles Get's flown off, by the death cube.