#patrick pennyham

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A Masterlist For My SNL Character Thoughts:

Hi, I named all of the SNL Characters for convenience on writing them! And I hope you enjoy all the thoughts in my brain when I get the inspiration to do write them out!

NSFW will be indicated with a *

Updated: 14 October 2021

Thots:

Age Gap/Daddy Kink How You Met/First Hookup Trying for a Baby in the Spring Celebrating Spring Fertility Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

Truth with Dinner

Nightgown*

HCs:

Breeding Kink Ranking Dealing with Jessa’s First Heartbreak People Thinking He’s Your Dad Some Spicy Headcanons Trick or Treating Jessa Gets Hurt Mother’s Day with Miles and Jessa Field Trip with Jessa

Thots:

Age Gap/Daddy Kink How You Met/First Hookup Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

HCs:

People Thinking He’s Your Dad Knocking You Up*

Thots:

Science Conference* Age Gap/Daddy Kink Spits in Your Mouth* How You Met/First Hookup* Unwinding from a Long Week* Celebrating Spring Fertility* Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

Work For It*

HCs:

Some Zachary HCs

Thots:

Sharing With Ben: one two three How Randy Spends Spring Break* Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

Another Baby Solo: one Therapy Sessions: one College!Randy Blurbs*

Your First Time* “Is that a tattoo?” Early Rising on a Sunday Randy Finds You Babie Blades* Randall and His No Good Very Bad Day* Drinkin’ Bone 40th Birthday* Cherry Red* Marshall’s*

HCs:

Hematolagnia List of Kinks Just a Little About Randy The Solo’s Played Baseball (1) The Solo’s Played Baseball (2) Overworked Randy How Randy got his Scar How Randy Feels About his Scar Vacation Thots Does Randy like his Hair Pulled?* The Kinkiest Thing he’s Done* Does Randy Drink or Smoke? Ideal Date Period Sex* How He Got Lori! Shopping for Ben’s Wedding You Get a Little Tipsy Randy with a Plus-Sized Reader Goth gf Marina

Your Nickname

A Little About Blaise

Thots:

Age Gap/Daddy Kink How You Met/First Hookup Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

Little Flower*

HCs:

Some Blaise HCs Eloping

Thots:

Literally My First Cameron Thot Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

HCs:

A Little About Giovanni

Thots:

Trying for a Baby in the Spring Thots on Being Choked*

Ficlets:

Is that a Cocker Spaniel? Cuore Mio*

Evviva Gli Sposi Infertility Moretti’s Vineyard

Blackberry Pie*

Casa di Campagna*

Un Viaggio in Italia

HCs:

Just a Few Little Headcanons Giovanni is NOT a Morning Person Holly Interrupts the Sex* A Trip to Italy Baby Weight Picture Day No Pizza Hut

Not their “Real Dad”

Ilaria’s Grownup

Bad Day for the Kids

A Little About Finn

Thots:

Ficlets:

High School Blurbs

Pink Satin*

HCs:

Sub!Finn*

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Ficlets:

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Ficlets:

Single Saturday Night* Pine Needles & Crushed Velvet

Hcs:

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don't think about how good Mr.Pennyham looks when you're in between his legs and his cock is down your throat.

you can see his Adams apple bobbing and he's white knuckling the couch cushions and groaning.

In the dorm room you share with his daughter?? While his daughter is in class?? When she could be back any minute? Patrick Pennyham having a strong hand on the back of your head to just have some sort of contact with you as you swallow him down again and again 😩🥵

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HC for Mr. Pennyham or McTavish with a younger reader, and people constantly mistaking him for her father?

People knew Patrick had a daughter around your age (you were literally two years older than her) and constantly mistook you for her.

When you two would go out to dinner it would be, “what can I get you and your daughter, sir?”

And then the awkward clearing of Patrick’s throat, “she isn’t my daughter.”

Or when you would go out as a family and would get comments from the nicest old women, complimenting him on his two beautiful daughters.

All of it made Patrick feel so fucking shitty and old.

He wasn’t one to complain or be down on himself, but when he was did it hit him hard. “Why do you want to be with me?” He’s ask when you two were lying in bed for the evening.

“Because I love you?” You weren’t sure where this was going. It wasn’t a conversation you had to have very often, as Patrick was mostly confident in your feelings about him.

“Yeah, but you could have someone your age—” you cut him off with a hand on his cheek.

“No I couldn’t. Because I want you. I have you. And there isn’t anything wrong with you being a little older.”

And you kiss him so softly. And he thinks he melts into the sheets and maybe he feels a little better.

Your first outing as a family of four is to have pictures taken with Santa.

Jessa is almost two months old and Miles is a freshly sprung twelve year old.

One of the elves smiles at you and Will and then makes the comment, “oh, we’ve got grandpa in for the picture too?!”

And that about breaks William’s heart and he gives your hip a squeeze. “Go on, I’m gonna hang back here.”

And you sigh deeply as Miles looks at the elf quietly. “That’s my dad and my sister’s dad.” He frowns. “And you’re not being very kind.”

And maybe it helps William’s mood a little bit, but definitely not much. And you kiss him gently, passing Jessa to him. “Picture time, dad.” You tease playfully.

And William just rolls his eyes.

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Mr Pennyham can’t wait to knock you up and doesn’t care that people think that you’re young enough to be his daughter

The only thought that swarms in Patrick’s head from the moment you bring up kids, is he gets to be the one to knock you the fuck up.

He gets to spend one week a month fucking you nonstop.

Propping your hips up so his seed doesn’t slip out of you.

And once you two finally fall pregnant, he gets to watch your belly start to grow.

And he ignores the teasing from his own friends, from his family, even from his own daughter. (remember you are young enough to be his daughter, sweetheart)

He thinks you’re the hottest fuckin thing on this planet when you’re growing his babies (and when you’re not of course)

Rubbing your belly at night, maybe jerking off onto the stretched skin there.

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William: he’s confused when you come at him with the idea of camming when he loses his job (due to a certain pandemic). but as much as you’ve encouraged his gaming channel, he’s just as encouraging to your cam career. he helps you pick out costumes, lingerie, set designs, and everything in between.

Patrick: his daughter shows him your onlyfans. First he asks her what the fuck she’s doing, second he confronts you about it and offers to start taking your photos if you need the help. But he doesn’t offer any participation.

Maurizio: is kind of a dick about it— doesn’t want to watch your streams or be included in any part of it. He does stock you with some Gucci heels and he might sneak a few photos off your page of you wearing them.

Blaise: you’re camming when you meet Blaise. You tell him all about it on your third or fourth date, how Del Taco just wasn’t cutting it and now you could pay your bills. Blaise signs up for an account that night and starts tipping really fucking well under the guise, deltacodaddy

Giovanni: you start a couples cam channel and you both are very fucking into it. Gio listens to almost every request they want him to do to you and you do the same for him. He has a favorite outfit you wear though, and it includes those pretty gold angels wings and he wants them all to your private sex life.

Cameron: writes whole fucking scripts for you, because to him, it’s “essentially an acting gig.”

Finn: sweet Finn is literally so supportive right from the get go! He asks you how to set up his account and you two do it together and he immediately subscribed to your shows. He mentions little requests or ideas he has whenever he can. He leaves kind comments in your chat box and tells you you’re beautiful to the point it annoys the rest of the chat

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Sleepover dad appears to be a pushover but has no qualms taking out his frustrations on your body

Mr. Patrick Pennyham will literally tie your limbs up and fuck you into next week if he has to.

You don’t behave, you’re getting spanked.

His daughter’s a brat? He’s taking you to bed earlier and taking that out on you.

This man can control his chill until that bedroom door shuts.

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Mr Pennyham makes sure you are knocked the fuck up more often than not

Y’all probably have like six kids and they all cause him to go grey just a lil faster.