Girl tell me why I had a jdm dream where he asked me to do butt stuff w him and I said yeah and we enjoyed it a lot? 🤨
*sighing and taking out my card* 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳
sweet velvet ; jeffrey dean morgan characters x female reader
includes: s~mut obv (minors DNI!), bits of both soft & mean!doms & loads of possessive/lovestruck JDM chars!
a/n: I could never get this ask out of my head since, is all I can say to y'all hsjdhssk PLEASE, I can't thank you enough for feeding into my JDM thirst, and I encourage y'all reading this to do the same because I can never get enough of this man UGHHH and pls don’t forget to leave some sugar! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ❤️
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char. include: joe kessler (the boys), negan smith (twd), max (the resident '11), john winchester (supernatural, hear me out), ike evans (magic city), patrick sullivan (the accidental husband), & luke vaughn (heist 2015)!
smut includes: husband!jdm char., unprotected s~ex (p/fingers in v), size kink, plugs (on f!reader), spitting k~ink, cunnilingus & a~ss eating, stockings/heels, c~ckwarming, mirror k~ink, edging, mentions of overstimulation and sq~uirting. each and every one of them is just obsessed with you!!
If you thought his obsession over your height difference was ridiculous, think again because he could never get enough of your ass.
Regardless of your JDM men of choice, there is no doubt their obsession with your ass is unreal. Without a doubt that each and every one of them eats like it would be their last moments on earth. Loving the sloppy mess of both their spit and your juices, not only mixing and dribbling down their chin and facial hair, but especially down to your tight hole.
Negan, John, Kessler, and Max, the nastiest men in the bunch, would buy you one or more of those gem plugs because there has never been a more gorgeous sight than you writhing on top of them as they teasingly run the cool plug along your tight hole. All while condescendingly mirroring your parted lips while you’re desperately trying not to move so much upon their command, a creamy white ring now visible at the base.
There is just something so bewitching about seeing a sex toy that is almost so innocent-looking being enough to have you clenching so hard around them.
Or they would have you on your back, flicking their tongue along your sopping lips before descending to the plug you’re gripping hard on. Licking around the gem and teasing your sensitive skin around it while holding your legs over their shoulders.
Occasionally pulling the toy out just a little and seeing you pucker before pushing it back in with a groan that’ll send shivers down your spine.
Wrap your thighs around their head or roll your hips into their face all you want, being smothered by their pretty girl this way, to them, would be the best way to go there is.
Ike, the man of all things fancy, is all about romance. He adores building the tension up, standing behind you and running his hands up and down your sides, groaning as he gets a whiff of the tantalizing smell of your favourite perfume spritzed just behind your ear. If there’s music, he will sway to the sultry beat with you, reminding you like he does every day, how much of a lucky son of a gun he is to have you, and how much he needs you.
He wants you at your most comfortable, and he wants you to let it all out for him: no muffling, no shying away, and absolutely no hiding. If the entirety of Miami can marvel upon you like an angel on earth, then he, your dearest husband, can most certainly do the same, and way more, just like you deserve.
Models or showgirls don’t even hold a candle to you when he can have you in just stockings and/or a garter belt with heels. While he loves you in both everything and nothing, but with just heels and stockings? Fuck, he doesn’t think even the strongest liquor could get him this drunk and enchanted as he is with you.
He knows that looming over you at the foot of the bed will have you squirming on your back already. Plus, missionary is only boring if you make it boring, not when Ike would hold your legs over his shoulder, barely concealing his dazed state for you by kissing your ankles, moving his hips with vigour to hear your moans peak at every thrust.
Patrick, kinky as he is passionate, strives to incorporate both, especially for your pleasure. So what’s sexier than cockwarming and mirror sex? To be able to easily see both your eyes rolling back and the sight of himself buried inside you is the cherry on top, especially after a hard day’s work as a frontliner.
He would hold you against him, the fine hairs on his chest tickling your back as he plants soft kisses along your neck. Infuriatingly reminding you to keep your eyes on the mirror, whether by a whisper or a subtle grip on your thighs, knowing it gets you more bratty and impatient by the second.
If Patrick is a little more on the passionate side, then Luke falls more on the kinky end. He yearns for you 24/7 and it amplifies when he is either stressed or when he sees you bond with his daughter so well.
Whether you're standing chest to chest with his hands cupping your cheeks or holding you to his side as an act of protection, his hand is on the small of your back and lingering just inches away from your rear. The fact that physical touch, being one of, if not, his most major love language is definitely a sign.
Similar to the first three, Luke will not be able to stop smiling ever so smugly whenever you jerk and squirm, hoping he'd spare you the relentless teasing, and once he does, he would lick a stripe along your pussy and nipping at your clit between his lips while prodding his middle finger at that very spot.
Sloppy and desperate to make you cum on his tongue while pushes another finger into you, smiling against your back arches so beautifully.
a/n: how many jdmorgan characters did I want in this, you may ask? yes! and this is me holding back! ;; gorgeous rose divider by @firefly-graphics ♡
President Donald Trump’s mass pardon of his pet insurrectionists wiped their slates clean, freeing them of any consequences for their treaso
Lisa Needham at Daily Kos:
President Donald Trump’s mass pardon of his pet insurrectionists wiped their slates clean, freeing them of any consequences for their treasonous assault on democracy.
But of course, that’s still not enough.
Three insurrections have just filed a class action lawsuit under the Federal Tort Claims Act, claiming that the police used indiscriminate and excessive force against them—and the only remedy is cash, cash, cash.
Specifically, your cash.
Two of the named plaintiffs, Patrick and Marie Sullivan, were never even charged with a crime for their flirtation with treason, but they suffered because police indiscriminately attacked their peaceful protest.
All they were doing was a mass insurrection where they attacked cops and broke into the U.S. Capitol, threatening to kill members of Congress. How dare the police try to stop them! What is this country coming to?
The lawsuit asks the court to certify a class of 46 rioters, giving them more than $18 million in damages because they were just widdle guys peacefully milling about when cops attacked without warning.
The other named plaintiff is Alan Fischer, who helped lead the charge to overwhelm the police; encouraged the crowd to attack officers; and threw a traffic cone, a chair, and a pole at the cops. So peaceful!
Who else needs your money? What about Christopher Worrell, who sprayed police with pepper spray? Or maybe Dominic Pezzola, who smashed a window of the U.S. Capitol with a riot shield he stole from police?
The insurrectionists have displayed a regrettable tendency to commit other crimes, with at least 33 of those pardoned being charged with other offenses. No biggies, really, just little things like threatening to murder House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
[...]
Jan. 6 insurrectionists are going to continue to push for money. Trump created this monster not only by pardoning them, but also by outright saying that he’s been kicking around compensating them.
No doubt much to their chagrin, this has not happened—even as Trump made his own demand for $230 million for the pain and suffering he endured while being investigated for his obvious crimes, for which he faced no consequences.
The insurrection occurred because Trump hyped up the most suggestible, conspiracy-minded, violent people in his orbit. And then he rewarded them for that violence, wiping away their convictions.
This is what happens when an insurrection-inciting “President” pardoned the terrorists who stormed the Capitol in service of his lies about the 2020 election outcome.
ngl “The Accidental Husband” with Patrick Sullivan is definitely a cheater….
Now he literally becomes petty after his girl dumps him and wants to ruin some woman’s life because of it. I know that sucks and all but really? He then carries on to pursue a relationship with said woman who got him
dumped because and i quote “she’s not so bad”
Then later he was going to tell her about what he did but he stopped because then he wouldn’t get sex from her.
Idk this behavior is immature and he would probably cheat out of spite or because of an argument.
idc how charming or hot he is, he honestly didn’t deserve a happy ending
